v92 henehoe guide(boys)
congratulations on having maplestory and wanting to become a henehoe >
requirements:50knx
100m
maplestory full installed you must not experience serious lag
bad english
learn to slang ex: 0mgggg Wbbbbb jenny ily<333
getting started:
make an adventurer, sin or cleric some crazy guys have brawlers :o
reach lvl 40, maximum 60 >;D so you can equip some cool things O.o and a glowing whip cause they look pro (:
go to cash shop
buy some clothes with the "hot" inscription above them, just the ones that say "hot" otherwise they will f6 cannon you
then go to the beauty parlor ;o and buy some couppons of hair, you have soooo much options for hair >
http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-Fashion-Male-Hair.html
i suggest you to go: alex/antagonist/dreamcatcher/cabana, evan or lionman
then when you have the hair buy some eye couppons
you have 2 options male 6 or male 15 (the little kid one)
now if you have some leftover NX buy a pet, kino or robot since they are "omg zoo kute <333"
if you have more nx buy some pet food the ones that give 100 closeness so you pet can level and do some cool tricks >;D
go to lith and buy a blue heart chair
after that you are almost set, just go to hene ch1
you can go hene pot shop, hene town or mayas house ;o
then dont interrupt people cause thats bad, if they are talking just wait...
now you are in the part where all your maple career can go up to heaven or down to hell...
say hello <333
if they say oh hai f6 just f6 and keep the conversation, make hene friends and take the little wheels of your bicycle
you are done honey, just keep talking "lyke dey d00" and you are set
grats on official henehoe33 <333333 omg zo pro.
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@Srurtuphr GO MEXICANS >;D
@HippowJon i like when ppl get what i mean
im not trying to bother anyone, this is a joke, a cool joke >
[quote=NoRUlesTiger]not to be racist, but are jews cheap? O.o its been going round my school for a while and they are getting a lot of heat.[/quote]
Some are, just like there are plenty of cheap americans, cheap mexicans, cheap scottish people..
Not all of us are. =)
@Ninjenk:
Lol. Obviously the thread was written to be satyrical. You're not actually trying to be like us.
@RyanFirefist i should add the date random guys section O.o
i have a gf o.o
Your guide is absolutely terrible.
@Lenn1e just male 6 looked so(forever) alone....
@azimuth457 lol (: check the thread in 5mins
Change the level requirement to level 40 so that they can wear the glowing whip, and you're set.
Make sure they know that the maximum level is 60.
You dont need to be a rich hene hoar
[quote=Srurtuphr]Wow, you act as if he's insulting you as a person. Henehoe-ring is just an in-game term, which he decided to have a little guide on to have a bit of fun.
I find these sort of things pretty funny =D and I would find it funny even if I was a henehoe myself.
Also, stereotypes might not be "right", but they're there for a reason, some of them are true.
I'm Jewish and I can admit there are a lot of jews with big noses for example. =)
Same for henehoes, I've seen plenty of superficial immature girls sitting around talking about the dumbest things. Enough to make the stereotype true.[/quote]
omg why i am seeing a pro on my noob thread? (:
@brewskie425 the sad thing is that this is mostly true...
I found this kind of funny. It's partly true? XD
[quote=Co0dy]I did not state that I was an all around better person/mapler. The TS made a stereotypical comment about the quality of english that henehoes use and I defended it.[/quote]
Wow, you act as if he's insulting you as a person. Henehoe-ring is just an in-game term, which he decided to have a little guide on to have a bit of fun.
I find these sort of things pretty funny =D and I would find it funny even if I was a henehoe myself.
Also, stereotypes might not be "right", but they're there for a reason, some of them are true.
I'm Jewish and I can admit there are a lot of jews with big noses for example. =)
Same for henehoes, I've seen plenty of superficial immature girls sitting around talking about the dumbest things. Enough to make the stereotype true.
[quote=QuestionPerson]work of art[/quote]
your basil avatar looks is the true art here (:
My idea of playing MS involves spending 8+ hours grinding on 4x and spending hundreds of millions of mesos on equips and scrolls and doing boss runs....
talk about unreal o.O
My Nautihoe guide is much better..
iDotted
lol u noob how is cabana=henehoe
u want attention? no can do.
cabana=pro
Amazing...
go home men
This is very true.
R>Epsilon, recruiting hene hoes (chicks plox, preferably high lvl mages)
dang dude I must admit. your a basilhoe.
Best guide ever! I will follow those steps from the beginning to the end. <333333 Thenk yoo my deer. <3
I liked the mountain of Henyhoes story better, even though that wasn't a guide.
lol, the Face part is true, all Hene hoes Guy's look like girls because of the Male 6 Face
[quote=frankli0]No just no. This won't get people anywhere. At least make the guide readable.....[/quote]
This.
[quote=MSJason]There's a difference between defending yourself and stating outright that you are superior.[/quote]
I did not state that I was an all around better person/mapler. The TS made a stereotypical comment about the quality of english that henehoes use and I defended it.
[quote=Ninjenk]Generally henny hores have a superiority complex. You just proved a generalization. Way to go.[/quote]
The superiority complex is a defense mechanism. Henehoes are constantly attacked and harassed by people in game and on forums such as basil. Again I will mention....
[b]Haters gon' hate.[/b]
[quote=MrDrangonBoy]So you must be rich (100m is a lot to me), be a NX h0, THEN you can be a henh0? Nty[/quote]
well the 100m are to reach 35 and buy some leech or get scammed for nx or stuff
@vsolo i find it sad too but also funny O.o
[quote=cocopuffs]Who's Jenny..?[/quote]
in every stereotypical group of henehoes there is a Jenny O.o
Who's Jenny..?
btw i dont hate henehoes and i find em normal ppl who use maple to chat,i dont find that incorrect and i will never. its just a guide that i made to have some fun
Too funny
No just no. This won't get people anywhere. At least make the guide readable.....
lol, there are so many other threads like this O_O.
And those are wayy funnier and better
fail
Sigh, I love people who generalize henehoes.
I was once a henehoe, in my prime.
To be quite honest I just hung around henesys cause I was too lazy to train.
And guess what? I'll guarantee you my english is better than yours
Haters gon' hate.
Yeah just stop. Please.
that's a messy guide. :[
just lock this already