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After 14 years of hard practice

only using my determination, blood, sweat, tears and food stuff i have finally made a sandwich. http://tinypic.com/r/25kjt5k/6
http://tinypic.com/r/2dweu9/6

so now i have one question. am i a woman yet?

December 29, 2012

38 Comments • Newest first

TrueAtheist

That's a pathetic sandwich.

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

@spring786: i def cant cook but i can bake cupcakes and cake. thats it ;__;

Reply December 29, 2012
xipwnux99

Not until you put it on my table with some coke on the side.

Reply December 29, 2012
lredii

It looks okay.

Reply December 29, 2012
steven7x23

You gotta add more stuff in it
and nicely pack it

Reply December 29, 2012
cool123ter

Girl it has to ATLEAST be double layered. GOML. http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/94020/94020,1240241249,21/stock-photo-whole-wheat-sandwich-28833305.jpg

Reply December 29, 2012
xxrikku360xx

No, thats not how u determine womanhood. You must first learn to devour a sandwich. You may start with mine.

Reply December 29, 2012
yongyong139

get back in the kitchen

Reply December 29, 2012
Davyn

I'll give you a 3/10 for effort.

Next time:
-Use rye or wheat bread
-Lightly toast the bread
-Use better and more meat (I recommend roast beef personally)
-More cheese
-More toppings and condiments
-Cut diagonally once

Follow the above steps and you will make any man a happy man.

Reply December 29, 2012
RiverStar

It looks like a normal sandwich All you needed to do was get the ingredient and put it in between the 2 slices of bread. I don't get why it's so hard...

Reply December 29, 2012
Genji

LOL i'll take u..for a ride

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

@Swampert: oh dear god.
and now that i think of it i never ate kfc food. i guess im not missing out on much

Reply December 29, 2012
Dsfan33224

watch good eats on youtube

Reply December 29, 2012
SuberKieran

I think that looks like a pretty nice sandwich

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

@Swampert: ewewewewwww thats nasty </3
too much chicken= not tasty
then again my mom is a vegetarian so i only eat meat like 2 or 3 times a month

Reply December 29, 2012
Exumaii

Needs more bacon.
I hope the blood, sweat, and tears aren't on the sandwich. I'd eat it with the edges cut off.

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

@Swampert: i thought it was cuz of good advertising o:

Reply December 29, 2012
Reflexes

Now make it again

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

@Swampert: so you want a plate with turkey, lettuce and tomato? that seems easy
@Exinity: probs not cuz i never cook or "prepare"

Reply December 29, 2012
icoleslawderp

Tbh, that sandwich actually looks gross.

Reply December 29, 2012
mechibi

but its a turkey sandwich
<- cant cook
<- barely can bake
i think this is a step up for me <_<

Reply December 29, 2012
tsubasa128

nerp you're only a freshman

Reply December 29, 2012
fun2killu

no, your womenhood is determined by your ability to bear children.

Reply December 29, 2012
Schokoshake

I don't like my sandwiches that way. I am sorry, but you have not grown.

Reply December 29, 2012
Ipoopster

that looks like a piece of poop that i wizzed on.

Reply December 29, 2012
ExpiredMilk

Get out. You call that a sandwich? Have fun being a little girl forever.

Reply December 29, 2012