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My sexual fantasy paragraph was found

So, a huge asshole in my school somehow found my sexual fantasy paragraph about one of my closest friends. He's reading it to err'one now. What do I do?

November 6, 2012

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PressF13

I swear I read something like that before.

OT: Unless you wrote your name on it, don't worry 'bout it.

Reply November 7, 2012
Nashi

@Fiercerain: well when you repeatedly say you dunno me o: < MUST be under drugs. Mph.
TS will be fine, it sounds like teenage drama, things like that happen. Time will go by and TS will grow up, nothing to worry about too much as long as no violence happens

Reply November 6, 2012
Fiercerain

@Nashi: I'm hurt you would think I do drugs?
I'm sad now.. the important thing though is that TS pretends like it doesn't belong to her, or affects her too much.

Reply November 6, 2012
Nashi

[quote=Fiercerain]@Nashi: I'm not the one committing the crime, what crime are we talking about. I don't know what you're talking. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Hmm? I don't know that person, I'll deny it up and down, so how are you doing, hmm? I don't know what you're talking about.

OT: The fantasy doesn't sound too bad, it sounds benign really.[/quote]
<////3 I don't know you either anymore you should cut down on the drugs how can you forget me over your drugs?

Reply November 6, 2012
Capricious

Play it off as if you were writing a book.

Forged evidence?

Reply November 6, 2012
Fiercerain

@Nashi: I'm not the one committing the crime, what crime are we talking about. I don't know what you're talking. Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Hmm? I don't know that person, I'll deny it up and down, so how are you doing, hmm? I don't know what you're talking about.

OT: The fantasy doesn't sound too bad, it sounds benign really.

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HailFury

kill him.

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Nashi

@Fiercerain: Dear I didn't know you're such a criminal scary.

OT: How'd he even find it... I hope ya learned your lesson, take care of your stuff better. And I'd suggest to.. well... o.O you should talk to him personally about it probably and make it clear that it's neither his business nor should he do that to you. How'd he feel if you were to do that to him...

*rolls eyes*

Things happen though.

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xDracius

Because the name was Hamlet, I just keep thinking that there should be a "To be, or not to be?" thrown in there.

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Cyanight

[quote=Cyanight]Its not sexual enough.[/quote]
This

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Cyanight

Its not sexual enough.

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Cyanight

NevuhMind

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sparkshooter

Actually do what was in the paragraph. It won't be a fantasy anymore then.

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Braviary

@DoomDemise:
I never said it was handwritten. I typed it and only shared it to my closest female friends with Meebo.

@icyspell:
I can't write for that long of a time without getting bored. Perhaps a short story?

@YourQueen:
I posted it somewhere up there.

@AColdWorld:
My writing isn't good enough to pleasure an entire, or even a fourth of, a sub-forum.

@SydBubz:
I posted it in this thread. Don't make money off of it, since I technically have copyright.

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und3rknight

[quote=BrandonIsNear]I prefer Ezio Auditore, or Desmond Miles.[/quote]

or altaïr
or connor

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
punx

Holy crap that's good

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Jrosen

What you do is you make a rumor about him and you, and say you pounded him in the ass so hard. That will shut him the hell up, you may be known gay and be bullied, but so will he. If your going down, might as well bring the world down with you.

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Braviary

I didn't actually write out actual pron, just my thoughts, by the way.
I really can't imagine sex with people I haven't done it with.

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Nolen

Doesn't sound anime enough not interested

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kevin0617

Hire Chuck Norris! He'll wreck that kid.

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Braviary

@AColdWorld:
When my observant brown eyes set gaze on Hamlet, there was something about him which made him glow as a classy gentleman. His spectacles showed intelligence and beautifully framed his warm olive orbs. His attire was very presentable for the occasion, and the golden baritone saxophone held so professionally in his hands made him look oh so respectable. However, any person of norm would have seen him as respectable with a glace and turn away in dissatisfaction the moment a word escapes his lips. His vocabulary was unusual and vivid with metaphorical word, but the meanings were full of vulgarity and idiocy. His wild, drunken behavior only added blaze to the red flame glowing brighter by the moment across my face. I've always longed for someone cynical, sexual. I looked Hamlet in his hazel eyes and saw what I desired in this idiot, a delicate kiss upon his perfect lips and a smooth licking from his profane tongue.

@AsiansEatRice:
I'm a Junior.

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Fiercerain

@vegito49: You're not supposed to get him killed.. you're doing it wrong. Just make him disappear and give him enough to understand not to cross paths with you again, lest he want to disappear longer. :v

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BabysAreFood

tell him that the story is really about you and him

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
vegito49

As @Fiercerain said. You must hire a assasin make him dissapear yknow?

I recomendó an assasin from Samurai Jack

Reply November 6, 2012 - edited
Ravenpaw0

[quote=BrandonIsNear]Kill yourself, it's the only solution.[/quote]

Its really not....

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Fiercerain

Try to play it off as though he wrote it to frame him.. and hire some help to make him disappear for a few days.. or at least that's what I would.. nvm. Forget what I said.

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My3rdTry

When in doubt pinky out

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Quasar

Why the hell would you write sexual fantasy paragraph.

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Nolen

Hey Tiff

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