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I just asasinated a giant spider

So I was doing my homework in my laptop, and I was about to get up and get my phone, and all the sudden I noticed this giant spider that must be coming out from some dusty area on my room with dust entangled to its legs, and just sneaking up to me, thinking to poison me maybe

So what I did was to get my legendary fly swatter across the room with this spider unnoticed, and now was my turn to sneak up to it and say "goodbye".

It just made my day so I found that interesting to share with you guys.

September 19, 2012

24 Comments • Newest first

jc1206

Brave soul! :0

Reply September 19, 2012
wilber

[quote=MegaZord]i'll be sure to hire you when i need some bugs assassinated. [/quote]

Anytime, with a fair price of course.

Reply September 19, 2012
MegaZord

i'll be sure to hire you when i need some bugs assassinated.

Reply September 19, 2012
TheHero23

Ooh whats the Potential?

Reply September 19, 2012
wilber

[quote=gunblade72]Did you clean up the spider guts or left it there.[/quote]

Obviously I cleaned the mess up? Why would I leave evidence to its fellow spiders to avenge its death? o.o

Reply September 19, 2012
gunblade72

Did you clean up the spider guts or left it there.

Reply September 19, 2012
Fiercerain

Why... why would you do that?
The spider meant no ill will towards you.... who knows it probably wanted to be your friend! D:

Reply September 19, 2012
TheR3T4RD

[quote=SupFool]Dude, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? big spiders increase your drop rate by at least 60%[/quote]

Increased drop rate for poop?

Reply September 19, 2012
wilber

[quote=OneCactus]But you crawled into the laptop?[/quote]

Yep, and that's how my ninja sense gets disturbed and didn't spot enemy sneaking up to me.

Reply September 19, 2012
OneCactus

[quote=wilber]Cuz my homework was online[/quote]

But you crawled into the laptop?

Reply September 19, 2012
wilber

[quote=OneCactus]Why were you IN your computer?[/quote]

Cuz my homework was online

Reply September 19, 2012
Rondragon123

@wilber: at least wait till u get spiderman powers and just then destroy him...

Reply September 19, 2012
OneCactus

Why were you IN your computer?

Reply September 19, 2012
wilber

[quote=Rondragon123]spiders take care that ur house will be clean from flys and moskitoes! u just killed ur house extermenator that work for free![/quote]

But what was it doing at the middle of the day at the center of my room when flies are outdoor and mosquitoes come out at night?

Obviously he's not doing the his job right, and therefore shall be punished to death.

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
Rondragon123

spiders take care that ur house will be clean from flys and moskitoes! u just killed ur house extermenator that work for free!

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wilber

[quote=iceslash]why not the renegade fly swatter?[/quote]

Cuz mine was fully upgraded

Wait, I was talking about Skyrim's smithing rank

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
wilber

[quote=strauss08]Murderer! Murderer I say! Better watch your back when all 10,000,000 of it's eggs rush towards you while u rest at night. I wish you luck o.o...[/quote]

Can't wait for this grand massacre <3

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
strauss08

Murderer! Murderer I say! Better watch your back when all 10,000,000 of it's eggs rush towards you while u rest at night. I wish you luck o.o...

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
wilber

[quote=Ecyz]@wilber Sounds like a plan, grab your gun[/quote]

I'd prefer my [b]legendary[/b] fly swatter.

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
Skyenets

If a fly swatter can squish it to death, it was probably not that big.

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
Ecyz

@wilber Sounds like a plan, grab your gun

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
wilber

[quote=Ecyz]Those sneaky spiders. Kill them all, Johnny.[/quote]

Oh, if you talking about actually look for them and get the job done, then it would be search and destroy <3

Reply September 19, 2012 - edited
Ecyz

Those sneaky spiders. Kill them all, Johnny.

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