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Why do girls hate Axe?

I don't get it. Most of the scents smell amazing.
Personal favorites:
Clix
Phoenix
Black Chill (Got this one recently and it smells great )

June 5, 2013

32 Comments • Newest first

KeybIaderAri

It makes me physically sick. I get such bad headaches whenever someone comes near me wearing any type of Axe. I had a friend that had the same problem. Some of the d-bags at my school think wearing Axe gives them an excuse not to shower. You can not cover overwhelming BO with cologne, it makes you smell even worse.

Reply June 28, 2013 - edited
Ascend

The only girls who like axe are 13yr olds who have never smelled real cologne

Reply June 28, 2013 - edited
lettucing

most people use too much

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AbidingHero

@HopesAnchor:
I've thought about it but that isnt why, I wear a small amount of axe and most girls say they like it.

Reply June 9, 2013 - edited
AbidingHero

[quote=WontPostMuch]To be honest, I have only ever seen hate for Axe on Basilmarket and I don't get it. My ex really loved the smell and I have never heard a girl complain about it to me. Always see guys purchasing it to so if it's such a chick repellent, people would've caught on to it by now. Really perplexed by the strong hate for it.[/quote]
Same here, i have met a couple people that say they dont like it but they only seem to act negatively when it's oversprayed.

Reply June 9, 2013 - edited
Dorks

For whatever reason people who use it seem to overspray it over their B.O. Scents are not that great either.
I like colognes that smell fresh, clean and light.

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WontPostMuch

To be honest, I have only ever seen hate for Axe on Basilmarket and I don't get it. My ex really loved the smell and I have never heard a girl complain about it to me. Always see guys purchasing it to so if it's such a chick repellent, people would've caught on to it by now. Really perplexed by the strong hate for it.

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AbidingHero

I dont spray hardcore over me every day

I do 1-3 spritz in the morning after my shower (i use pheonix) a lot of people say they like it.

If you go overboard then its really bad but if you only do a little bit then its not so bad

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CrayonScribble

Thankfully today was the first time I've ever heard of this product, I've never smelt it before but from I can deduce it smells like teenager desperation.

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ThatBox

I have experienced an axesplosion before. Somebody's axe bottle breaks and the stuff runs wild. Within 30 seconds everyone in the room is overwhelmed by a terribly strong odor.

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TheDStar

Axe- Female repellent

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SuberKieran

Axe does not replace showering
/thread

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Eruditez

Old Spice pls

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Valky

dudes spam it too much.
sparing usage doesn't help much either. the scent is that strong it's nausia inducing.

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Al3xL3g3nd

[quote=Furry]Axe Essence smells really nice, and I have been told it smells nice by an actual real breathing girl.[/quote]
Funny how I like that scent but I've never used it myself.

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SMOOTHiiiES

I have to agree with Laeciel, Old Spice smells good! <3

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ThatBox

I have Axe (Pheonix) deoderant. Smells pretty good to me. Used to have old spice but my family says it smells bad so I got a different one.

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djhfreak

I wouldn't say they smell bad, but I'm a guy and I think Axe is just too popular and mainstream for my tastes...

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Cloudshadowv

Axe is WAY WAY too strong. The commercials that show the guy spraying one continuous spray over his entire chest, underarms and neck, is just....over kill. If anything, spray in the air in front of you and just walk into it....that goes for any type of body spray. If you want to smell nice, get some actual cologne. Tim Mcgraw southern blend, and Ushers brand smell nice. Just remember guys, please use sparingly. You don't need to dump the entire bottle on yourself to smell nice.

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xbladewingx

[quote=small]I'd rather smell a pile of crap[/quote]

Horse Crap?

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CureSword

For me I think it smells horrible because I don't like the smell of colognes plus Axe's scent is pretty strong.

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SodiumOH

I agree with you, the scents are amazing (if kept in the bottle). #Har

Anyways:

1. Because Axe users tend to use 10x the amount necessary, creating this strong god awful obnoxious smell.
2. It's one of those scents that can't cover up sweat scent, instead mixing with it. The result is not pretty.

Pro Tips:
1. If you can't use Axe "correctly", don't use it.
2. If you want a smell that girls like. Spray Febreze on your clothes instead of using perfume.

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Al3xL3g3nd

[quote=Laeciel]I like Old Spice. [/quote]
Old Spice is pretty good. I think I'm allergic to the underarm though. I get a rash every time I use it

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ILikeAnime

Because of the bad marketing: those commercials that show that men who use Axe gets the women. Only teenagers use it.

Alaska is probably the only one that smells okay.

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Al3xL3g3nd

[quote=KoreanBoy214]Chocolate axe. Sucks. So. Much.[/quote]
Idk why they even made it. Worst scent ever </3

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Boss

[quote=Al3xL3g3nd]You kidding? Phoenix is the best underarm scent. I don't like the spray though.[/quote]

Does the stick even project? I'm completely basing it off the spray from a while back. Pretty sure I moved on from Axe after Clix came out.

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ox0Shad0w0xo

It's a decent smelling body spray, but I think most guys that wear it tend to go too heavy on the scent which makes people dislike axe in general. A good scent is great, but it should only be noticeable if you are really close to the person wearing it (like you give them a hug type of close). If people can smell it from a distance then you went too heavy, which happens a lot with body spray lol.

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Al3xL3g3nd

[quote=Boss]They don't, lol. They probably base Axe off the high school hallways that are dripping in it when dudes go off on the spray.
Trust, any chick can appreciate a good scent if used correctly. However, Phoenix is probably the worst Axe scent of them all.[/quote]
You kidding? Phoenix is the best underarm scent. I don't like the spray though.

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juliacat

It's waaaaaaayy too strong.
Plus, whenever I smell it, I know a d-bag is near.
Like you don't even have to smell like anything.

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Boss

They don't, lol. If anything they probably base Axe off the high school hallways that are dripping in it when dudes go off on the spray.
Trust, any chick can appreciate a good scent if used correctly. However, Phoenix is probably the worst Axe scent of them all.

@catdograt So you hate Axe because of how it was advertised? You honestly think BO smells better than Axe?
Whoa, you're so profound, sign my indie-rock band t-shirt you legend.

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Al3xL3g3nd

[quote=spring786]I honestly cant tell if you're joking or if you're serious... lol It smells terrible. </3
Why do guys spray the whole bottle of them anyway? Do they think
they'll attract girls or some shít?[/quote]
I spray for personal use. I just pull the top of my shirt to take a whiff because it smells so good.

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catdograt

It smells terribad. It reeks of teenage desperation. I don't think anyone likes that smell.
I mean, seriously, if any guy falls for those cheesy commercials and thinks he's going to get tons of chicks swarming to him because of that nasty-smelling stuff, he has a hardcore case of desperate and is in for a reality check.
tldr: Use Axe as a girl deterrent or to have them tell you all day how bad you smell. I seriously think BO smells better than Axe. </3

Edit: @Boss: Dude, I said that I hated it for the way it smelled. And yes, even after a football game, where the opposing team used the girl's locker room, it reeked, but it didn't smell as bad as Axe. I have smelled both. I never said I didn't like the way it was advertised, I just said that if anyone was gullible enough to believe it attracted girls, they had to be desperate. You obviously missed the first thing I said, which was, "It smells terribad."

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