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Would you melt kittens in boiling pots of metal

To mass produce the cure for all diseases and disorders like cancer and Alzheimer's disease. You can only do it with 400 mewling cute kittens thrown into the magical factory machine for each cure per person. You make a lot of money from this. More than $400,000 a year and the kitten factory stays forever. Save some people right there. These are high quality cute kittens. They are scared of boiling metal. You apply directly to the forehead.

November 29, 2012

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xipwnux99

No. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? o.o

EDIT: Didn't read entire thread. I would do it but I would barely be able to live with myself.

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ehnogi

@ForeverAimee:

Because I don't sympathize with her morals, that automatically makes me an idiot?
My inquiry alluded to just that; why does it make someone sad to kill small animals when it saves the lives of others?

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GoldenBow

Get me so God damn kittens!

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Nolen

[quote=myrdrex]Forget the money, I don't care about that. Curing disease is more than enough reason to kill some kittens.

Sorry, but people never having to lose a loved one to a horrific affliction like cancer is well worth it.[/quote]

Kitties and their mommies can have cancer. They have feelings too.

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EggTree

yes i dont see where kittens fit into the food chain

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myrdrex

Forget the money, I don't care about that. Curing disease is more than enough reason to kill some kittens.

Sorry, but people never having to lose a loved one to a horrific affliction like cancer is well worth it.

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Letstryit

[quote=ZombieOverlord]It is a necessary evil for the greater good.
I would do it in a heartbeat.[/quote]

Zombies caring about humans? [b]YOU FAKE![/b]

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Drag0nLlght

but... but... natural selection among humans :O

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Pwnagewafflez

@mechibi I once saw a video of a guy throwing his medium sized dog off a large, very high up bridge. The dog ended up dying.
It was sickening to watch.

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mechibi

[quote=maori]one time..I saw this really morbid video on YouTube of this girl throwing baby puppies into a river..
it was disgusting she was like Russian or something but she would pick up a puppy out of her bucket full (remember their eyes were still closed so they can't see) and she would throw them into the river saying "whee"
People like that disgust me..
why am I bringing this up? I have no idea.. your post just made me think of that, but that girl pissed me off soo much, I wish I never saw that video.[/quote]

Omg l saw that. my friend sent it to me. i ended up laughing cuz of the way the lady did it so casually

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Quickjumper7

Millions of cats are euthanized yearly already. I would just create a deal with animal shelters to take those cats off their hands. No additional lives are lost, and I cure all disease.

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Oyster

I'm just curious if the answer would still be the same if instead you are throwing puppies because there seems to be more kitty hate than puppy hate.

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ZombieOverlord

It is a necessary evil for the greater good.
I would do it in a heartbeat.

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Nolen

I got this from a fantasy fiction book for british teens. Except kittens were for glue factory.

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ehnogi

@maori:

Why does that piss you off?

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ehnogi

If it's legalized, then sure.

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mrcolorado

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0jQ0SgFLKU]well duh[/url]

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siuttybears

Only for special people

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Oyster

I think if you made a poll you would see a more clear answer on what the overall thinks.

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