Miley Cyrus is in your room and she is a zombie.
She's on a rampage and she is going straight at you.
Grab the item to your left to defend yourself.
What is it?
P.S She is naked and she also needs money for salvia.
December 23, 2010
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Salvia.
I win.
It's a piano.
With potential 30% damage to zombies! f2 (No, really.)
i have 3pairs of scissors and few bunch of pencil crayons..
A talent box. She will asplode
a cup...
Cups and a wii 0-0 I can nunchuck her with my Wii sports leetness
a water bottle.
COD black ops
[quote=PotatoKris]Uh... A printer.
Yeah, can I just beat her with my fists? e__e[/quote]
Well, you have to grab something from your left, so I guess you could grab your left fist with your right hand, and use your right hand to control your left fist. That wouldn't work so well though.
On my left is my fist.
EDIT: FALCON PUNCH
Handcuffs...
This should be interesting.
scissors o_o
and spray paint
magazines and sheet music
[quote=FiddleStick]Justin Bieber.[/quote]
What if she bit Justin Beiber and he became a zombie. It would be the end of the world as we know it.
To the left.... my speaker?
To my right on the other hand.. Cd, wireless radio, bunch of pens,flashlight.
Ah! There's the scissors and my old pocket knife. The blade is still sharp! >:O
A special item.
[quote=Hangook]To my right are hammers and saws...And I have to use the butter knife to my left? WTFASDF![/quote]
Tough luck.
A wall WOO!
[quote=Diesel] and she also needs money for salvia.[/quote]
Win!
OT: a chair. It could work...
well, im fapping with my left hand so... i can make it work
her b00bs.....
wait wtf shes on my left?
NUUUUUU SHES EVERYWHERE! T.T
nah, we would hit the bong together<3
Baby Oil. ;o oil wrestling with zombie cyrus.. OH YEAH ITS ON! I've got some fierce divinorum for her >:O
Meter stick.
Just the thought of bashing Cyrus in the head with a meter stick, its so wonderful....
A shotgun. I wouldn't care if she was alive I'd still use a shotgun.
a printer.
god damnit WHERE ARE MY TISUES
A door with a mirror. Darn...
But to my right is some lotion
A lamp
[quote=bboyinfern0]then how the hell am I suppose to defend myself against an ugly person using a blanket?[/quote]
Cover her ugly body with your blanket. Then proceed to stomp on her.
A bottle of vaseline. Whoopee.
a Computer i keep my items of heavyness next to me left or right and i also got a Screwdriver Pliers and a Knife set in my box next to me i win?
A baby toy. I got it from the White Elephant Exchange thingy.
A guitar.
A towel soaked with chloroform...
chopsticks... I think I can make it work
[quote=Lasorbeams]A cup of hot chocolate and a plate of waffles.
lul.[/quote]
A box of cereal here. Zombies don't eat, do they...
piece of paper
[quote=bboyinfern0]is she like a hot naked zombie? or like an ugly naked zombie?[/quote]
She has an ugly body, and she is zombie with really bad dead skin.
Lens cleaner.
Osama
A cup of hot chocolate and a plate of waffles.
lul.