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Oh my god How do I make it stop?

My parents are being..... intimate right now? Tips? I've tried throwing a baseball attheir door, played the worst JB song at top volume, I picked their lock and asked for my iPod back. They didn't hear me. They've been listening to it while they do this.
What do I do?

January 4, 2011

9 Comments • Newest first

FiaW1zard

They gave back the iPod. They ran the battery down and when I asked if I could use it (It being mine that I myself payed 250 dollars for+about 50 worth of apps.
They got mad and threw it. -.- Luckily it didn't break.

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xFaceIess

that's really creepyfulls.
write on a piece of paper: "I WANT YOU TO STOP, BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE".
and slip the paper under the door, and hopefully they see it.
if not, yell at them through the door to go to the door and pick up that piece of paper.
and then run away.
yes.

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dracox5234

fap....

just kidding

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lotr8808

Make a fire, wait- call 911, Fox News needs this covered.

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FiaW1zard

[quote=NotZach]I adore you. ♥

OT: How about you leave them alone and let them enjoy what's left of their sex life before they gave up most of it to take care of you[/quote]

I'm 17. They're kicking me out when I'm 18.

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NotZach

[quote=Tambourine]your parents are so inconsiderate, they should've asked if you wanted to join first[/quote]

I adore you. ♥

OT: How about you leave them alone and let them enjoy what's left of their sex life before they gave up most of it to take care of you

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guyOFguy

[quote=sasrutolee]make sounds like your master baiting right outside thier door and pee on it.[/quote]

This

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Caeg

Just dance.

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ICantKs

Tell them you'll delete their maplestory account if they dont stop

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