How to get into Harvard Square in 5 steps
Step 1: Make sure you have 75 cents
Step 2: Get on the 71 MBTA that goes down Mt. Auburn street
Step 3: Say you are a student (you pay half price)
Step 4: Get off at Harvard square
Step 5: Express your dominance by punching the bus driver in the face, telling him it's your life, and you can get to Harvard Square without his sad excuse for a bus
You may or may not be arrested by the police within an hour for assault and battery
Good luck! I know you can do it!
November 11, 2012
2 Comments • Newest first
[quote=ZOMGitjon]not all bus stations have bus 71
take train
pay 2 dollars
get on red line to alewife
done.[/quote]
nope.
not all bus stations have bus 71
take train
pay 2 dollars
get on red line to alewife
done.