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This christmas i became a man

i hunted down a bear cub and killed it in the wilderness. After that i cut open its chest, ripped out its heart and ate it raw as the little bear was watching. As i wiped the blood across my chest i though to myself.... I BECAME A MAN. how did your christmas go?

December 27, 2012

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CarlosNLN

[quote=robino911]@CarlosNLN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qGYg5xOVcw[/quote]

LMFAO DKM MAN!

Reply December 27, 2012
monsterzexion

And so the ages pass on and no one will know who killed Pooh.

Reply December 27, 2012
CarlosNLN

He did so as the wind blew in a 49 degree nww angle down the lane of his child hood memories in the forest of man hood when a slight rain came down upon his skin.

Btch Ngga PLEASE

Reply December 27, 2012
lredii

I just stayed in bed most of the time and played ROTMG.

Reply December 27, 2012
Quasar

I killed a shark while I was blindfolded by using a one millimeter noodle, then I ate the whole shark raw, then I chopped my balls off and killed myself.

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juliacat

I thought Santa got you a sex change

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