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So, earlier [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2541478/1/Should_I_do_this.html]back[/url].. the majority of people said something along the lines of "NO" to buying my girlfriend an iPhone for our two month anniversary. The majority of the reason being it hasn't been long enough and chances are she's going to end up expecting more and breaking up with me.
She said this and I couldn't help but fall in <3<3 with her more:
"I forgot to tell you that since now you are my boyfriend, you have to read and sign the terms of conditions that you will stay with me for at least 3 years and until then you are not allowed to be acquainted with any other person(s) or you will suffer the loss of death, prisonment, etcetc. The contract will be mailed to you in 2-3 business days."
Don't worry guise, I'm not getting her the iPhone 5, I'm getting her the 4. I bet she'd be ecstatic if I even gave the 3G but that be lookin' too nasty.
But my mind has been set. THAT IS ALL. I don't even know why I'm making this thread now; there's no going back. "add my thread"

November 16, 2012

9 Comments • Newest first

dragon2923

get her a samsung galaxy s2 or s3 if you can afford.

But what I fail to see is that , will you pay her monthly fees too? Or will it be that stupid pay by card thing?

Reply November 16, 2012
AmyrIin

Fine. However if you do this, watch carefully for reciprocal gifts. If she doesn't return, your relationship is a 1-ended diseased tumor.

Reply November 16, 2012
Dorks

Realize that you're still in the honeymoon phase and the both of you are subject to be cheesy as hell - hence the silly contract.
Don't do it.

Reply November 16, 2012
eYeGoTChA

loss of death? by god! cheat on her so you can be immortal!

Reply November 16, 2012
powerguy121

@koreanteddy
Ahh. I suppose.. I guess this has changed my mind. Gosh darn it; I ordered an iPhone 4 .. Looks like I'll be trying to sell it !

Reply November 16, 2012
powerguy121

@ScorpioRise
Thanks for being kind about it.. haha. She's the first relationship I was in after a break up of a 5 year relationship. I'm feeling strongly of this one.

In response to the PS, her current phone, which I do not know the phone.. I've seen it.. it's terrible.. and the phone dies within 2-3 hours during a call. An iPhone can last roughly 7~9 hours on a full charge during a call

Reply November 16, 2012
powerguy121

@Thorontur
She's joking; we both got a good laugh a few hours ago over the phone before she passed out.

Reply November 16, 2012
ZombieOverlord

[quote=powerguy121][b]two month anniversary.[/b][/quote]

You poor, poor soul.

Reply November 16, 2012 - edited
Thorontur

I hope shes joking cause she sounds like some crazy beotch.

Reply November 16, 2012 - edited