Lets talk about awkward moments
Let's talk about awkward moments!
I was using some guy's laptop searching something up on Google then opened up another tab. Then after a while I went back to that Google tab and tried to backspace the searched topic and enter a new one. But I only backspaced half of it and entered my new one. Then my friend looked at it and he was like "what the hell are you trying to search?" The two topics were completely irrelevant that it's funny. Yea.
July 21, 2012
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One time two of my buds were really high and I was hungry but sober. We decided to head over to a 24/7 Jack-In-the-Box that was 25 minutes away in a different city at 3AM. Half way there and one of them informs us that he HAS to take a dump and can't wait. It gets so bad he wants to do it on the bushes of some front lawn. I'm laughing my ass off and encourage him but finally he mans up and decides to go a little bit further.
We pass by this grocery store that, as luck would have it, was open at the time being stocked by some late night employees. We sneak in and wait for this guy to finish taking his dump for 25 minutes. When we try to exit, we find that the door which we came through is locked. The nearest door is past a bunch of employees and we had to sneak past them. We then spot a cop car near us and my friend, being a dumbass when high, shouts "SCREW THE POLICE" but in less polite terms. We both just turned on him and threatened to beat his ass if he spoke again.
Then when we get there, they won't acknowledge our presence since we have no car. We stood there, ordering into the thing for 10 minutes. I got pissed and shouted into it "hey, what the hell is wrong with you people, we're gonna pay you, goddammit!" It was awkward being there at 4AM, you know, trying to get a meal.
When i went threw taco bells drive thru and my window wouldnt open so i had to open the door to order and to get my food ohmygod so awkward
Earlier today while I was at work, I was walking down a hall and a coworker was walking towards me. I made eye contact with them and smiled and waved 'hi' at them. They smiled back and they wanted to chat for a few seconds, but for whatever reason I tripped on my shoe and fell towards a wall. ._____. We had good laugh though! ... at my expense... ;__;
they changed all the male bathrooms at the event center to female at the One direction concert... it was hard to hold it while jumping thr whole time