Post Your Anti-Jokes
I'm bored and somehow anti-jokes always make me laugh,so post some.
Why'd the Blonde jump off a building?
She had severe depression and had suicidal thoughts.
November 26, 2010
Post Your Anti-Jokes
I'm bored and somehow anti-jokes always make me laugh,so post some.
Why'd the Blonde jump off a building?
She had severe depression and had suicidal thoughts.
14 Comments • Newest first
A horse walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he is incapable of cognitive thought and as such no humorous exchange was held between him and the barman. He was later processed as glue.
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A guy walks into the doctor's surgery and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
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A man walks into a bar. He receives a nasty bump on his head. Next time he's out walking, he takes more care to watch where he's going.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza delivery.
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Why do firemen wear those big gloves?
Because they do not want to get injured or burned by the fire.
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what's brown and sticky?
treacle or any number of viscous substances
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
The important question is, why would you put a baby in a blender at all? I expect the answer would be some kind of mental illness or, at the very least, a severe manifestation of sociopathy.
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Yo' mama so fat, she's been diagnosed as clinically obese.
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A man is stranded on a deserted island, when he comes across what looks like a magic lamp. A genie comes out of the lamp and says to him "I will grant you 3 wishes".
The man responds: "Genies and magic lamps are fictional creations, most commonly found in ancient Arabian folklore, and as such are at odds with a rational understanding of reality. The prolonged isolation on this island, coupled with the extreme temperatures I'm being subjected to, must be causing me to hallucinate."
How do you make a prostitute cry?
Kill her family.
What do you call a guy from Afghanistan on vacation in Times Square?
A tourist.
[quote=Pookiemookie]What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.[/quote]
Luv this!
[quote=Horizon]What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
BTW: The hell are anti jokes?[/quote]
Jokes that meet logic.
Two engineers were talking and the other said: "I got a new bike yesterday."
"Where did you get it?" the other one asks
"This hot blonde came to me riding a bike, took her clothes off and she said "Take ANYTHING you like.""
"Good choice there, the clothes would of been too small for you any anyways," the other engineer says.
Laugh at that!
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
BTW: The hell are anti jokes?
@Bladeofsoul:
caues it's hilllAAAAAArriiiioouuuuuusss~
Why did the child fall off her tricycle?
She had terminal cancer.
One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."
Why did the sun fall out of the sky?
CAUSE IT WAS AN AVOCADO LOOOOOOOOOL
What do you call a Jew running a successful business?
A rich person.
A Rabbi,a Muezzin and a Priest went to the bar.
They all got along,although the Muezzin didn't have a drink.
A cowboy, priest, and lass walked into a bar.
They all sat down for a nice drink.
How did the man lose his leg?
He got caught in a land mine during war.
Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?
Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.
What do you call an Arab flying a plane?
A pilot.