Your favorite quotes.
That's right. It's time for one of those threads again!
[b]'You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.'[/b]
[b]'Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.'[/b]
[b]'We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.'[/b]
~Dr Seuss.
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January 2, 2011
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[quote=darksuitguy]"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality."[/quote]
I think I just died a little bit over that one.
"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality."
"I'd rather be myself. Myself and nasty. Not somebody else, however jolly." - Brave New World
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars!"
~ unknown
"Whoever' the owner of the white sudan, you left your lights on"
~Sir doctor professor patrick.
^don't remember that one too well.
"The truth is, once you learn how to die, you learn how to live."
~Morris schwartz
-Anything said by ringo starr-
-Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies
~Unknown
"All you need is love"
~The Beatles/ lucy from 'I am sam' xD
EDIT: "Be your own bestfriend"
~Unknown
"I am so sick of you deceiving, hurting,making fun and being racist to other people. Who do you think you are society?"
Not my favorite but I still like it.
[quote=iEatPokemons]"Operator! Give me the number of 911"
-Homer Simpson
"To Start Press Any Key. Where's the ANY key?"
-Homer Simpson[/quote]
Hah, Homer Simpson is so dumb.
Money can't buy happiness but I'd rather cry in a ferrari.
Keep it coming people!
'So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways.'
~Pink-- Raise Your Glass
[quote=donlolme]I really like the 3rd one. [/quote]
haha, me too
[quote=Allison]"The more you learn,the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget,so why learn?" <-- abusing commas
[not a qoute] people say you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone,truth is you knew what you had,you just thought you'd never lose it.
"No Taylor Swift, it doesn't matter how old you are, when someone tells you they love you, YOUR GOING TO BELIEVE THEM."
"Don't be afraid to walk by yourself,
Just because no one is with you,
Doesn't mean your alone."
"Hi, I'm an ugly quote.
Nice to meet you. Most people won't even read me. But I thank you, dear reader, because you are special. You are one of the few that seeks
inner beauty."
There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
o1.She's jealous.
o2.She has a problem.
o3.She's hurt.
Pay attention.[/quote]
I really like the 3rd one.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
-- Dr. Seuss
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
-- Havelock Ellis
A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
"The more you learn,the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget,so why learn?" <-- abusing commas
[not a qoute] people say you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone,truth is you knew what you had,you just thought you'd never lose it.
"No Taylor Swift, it doesn't matter how old you are, when someone tells you they love you, YOUR GOING TO BELIEVE THEM."
"Don't be afraid to walk by yourself,
Just because no one is with you,
Doesn't mean your alone."
"Hi, I'm an ugly quote.
Nice to meet you. Most people won't even read me. But I thank you, dear reader, because you are special. You are one of the few that seeks
inner beauty."
There's usually 3 reasons to why a girls mood changes from happy to silent ;
o1.She's jealous.
o2.She has a problem.
o3.She's hurt.
Pay attention.
[quote=Rudenessity]Famous quotes from: Dr.Professor Füther Patrick Star Esquire
* (Spongebob: "Patrick I don't really hate you, it's opposite day." "Opposite day! Hey I've heard of that!" (Spongebob: "You have?" "No what is it?"
* "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"
* "I can't understand anything."
* "I can't see my forehead."
* "Well It may be dumb, but it's also stupid!"
* "Squidward! The ceiling is talking to me!"
* "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (Squidaward: No patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. Patrick raises his hand. Squidward: Horse Radish is not an instrument either. Patrick puts his hand down)
* "Good thing I still have this pickle."
* "I don't know SpongeBob, he might cramp our style."
* "I'M READY TO PARTY! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?"
* "I don't speak Italian."
* "More jumping, SpongeBob. More jumping!"
* "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
* "Hi SpongeBob!"
* "Good Morning Krusty Krew!"
* "Allow me to carefully remove the bandages."
* "The settle for won." (Neptune's Spatula)
* "This is a hotel?"
* "When are you going to learn Spongebob, 'no' means 'yes'?"
* "Well, you're still yellow!"
* (Sees a chair with two balloons tied to it) "Oh Boy! A Birthday Party!"
* "That looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday."
* "Boy, was I using that wrong!"
* "Sandy's a girl?"
* "Don't touch me I'm sterile!"
* "Did you see my underwear?"
* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?"
* "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
* "You know these were white when I bought them."
* "Uh..."
* "Hahahaha, connect the dots! I drawed a horsey!"
* " AAAHHH! My name's not RICK!"
* "I thought we settled this the last time!"
* "Yeah, well I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!"
* "Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..."
* "Can we have the cake now? Happy, happy birthday to you!"
* "FINLAND!"
* "They're preeeeeeeetty!"
* (Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant, patrick laughs and claps) "Ha ha ha, it's a giraffe!"
* " Help, I'm drowning, I've got butt cramps, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!"
* "THEN IT'S WAR!"
* "Will you clam up?"
* "I don't get it."
* "I can't see a doctor. My job doesn't provide me with health insurance." (SpongeBob: "What job is that?" "Exactly."
* (Spongebob: "You've never washed your hands, Patrick?" "Never have, never will."
* "I happen to like all of my various smells and germs."
* I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!
* "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumboing, wumboer,wumbology, the study of wumbo? Come on Spongebob, it's first grade!"
* (Guy on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?) "No... this is Patrick" (Woman on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?) "NO! This is PATRICK! I am not a Krusty Krab." (Spongebob: Patrickrick, thats the name of the resteraunt)
* (Stops Spongebob from hitting a dollar with a baseball bat) No, Spongebob, we're not cavemen. We have technology. (Hits Mr. Krab's dollar with a computer)
* Patrick loves Devon Malnourie!
* "Chum is fum"
* "Do it again, I wasnt looking!"
* (Spongebob: Patrick we need to make the customer feel loved.) (Man opens door) "I love you" (Man Slams door shut)
* (Spongebob: You need to examine the customer) (Man opens door, patrick makes his eyes go in and out towards the customer examining him. Man slams door while his eyes are still in his house) " Hey, Nice place you got here!"
* " I'm Squidward, i'm squidward, squidward squidward squidward!"
* "Liar liar, plants for hire. (Spongebob: It's pants on fire patrick) Well you would know! Liar!"
* "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly, that everybody died. The end."
* (Sandy: Don't you have somewhere to be?) "Oh your right, im late for cleaning the poop deck!"
* "Are you gonna eat that?"
* "Now that were men, I changed my underwear."
* "Happy Leif Erickson day spongebob, Yahingerdangerbunger!"
* "Where's the leak mam?"
* "This is the end of me, being me!"
* "Oh i know! I'll be Mr. Seaweed monster man and live happily ever after in Bikini Bottom!"
* " I was trying to tell you that i was choking on snowballs but then they melted and i drank all the water. (Squidward: That's very fascinating patrick.) Squidward can i use your bathroom?" "no" "please" "no" "please?" "alright make it quick" "nevermind"
* "East? I thought you said Weast!"
* " Stupid inflateable pants!"
* "Are you Squidward now?"
* "ISLAND! I got an awar-(gasps for water)
* " (Weenie voice) May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?"
* " Hi Spongeboob! Haha Spongeboob? Who's Spongeboob?"
* "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you!" (attacks the street)
* "The inner mechanisms of my mind, are an enigma..." (Goes to his thougts... carton of milk tipping over)
* "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
* "RECTANGLES!"
* "Ooh ooh! Let me try!... Hey punk."
* (See's a sign that says "Try Barnacle Chips! There delicous!" Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicous!) "Not the way i use them!"
* (Holding mini squidward and pickle) "Aw look, they like eachother" (Makes squidward and the pickle kiss)
* (Patrick to his baby clam) "Hey! What about daddy?" (Clam drops a coconut on patrick) "Thats my boy!"
* "Who you callin pinhead?"
* "Yourgee shmourgees, seaweevle"
* "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!"
* "Whoevers the owner of the white sudan, you left your lights on!"
* "More light spongebob, more light!"
* "I want the warm NOW!"
* (Spongebob: Hows that mutton treatin you Patrick?) "Me thinks it's muttontastic!"
* "Haha my pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one!"
* (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... thats ok take your time"
* "Brush brush brush, brushin everywhere"
* "Have i ever not been right?"
* "You lost your name tag? HYEE HYEE HYEE!"
* "Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it"
* (Spongebob: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?) " IM ALREADY HEARING VOICES!"[/quote]
I think you got too much time on your hand.
Hard work can do things genius can, and many things which genius cannot
Peace can't be kept by force, only by understanding. ~Albert Einstein
Famous quotes from: Dr.Professor Füther Patrick Star Esquire
* (Spongebob: "Patrick I don't really hate you, it's opposite day." "Opposite day! Hey I've heard of that!" (Spongebob: "You have?" "No what is it?"
* "Ohhh, the food is in the can!"
* "I can't understand anything."
* "I can't see my forehead."
* "Well It may be dumb, but it's also stupid!"
* "Squidward! The ceiling is talking to me!"
* "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" (Squidaward: No patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument. Patrick raises his hand. Squidward: Horse Radish is not an instrument either. Patrick puts his hand down)
* "Good thing I still have this pickle."
* "I don't know SpongeBob, he might cramp our style."
* "I'M READY TO PARTY! ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?"
* "I don't speak Italian."
* "More jumping, SpongeBob. More jumping!"
* "I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
* "Hi SpongeBob!"
* "Good Morning Krusty Krew!"
* "Allow me to carefully remove the bandages."
* "The settle for won." (Neptune's Spatula)
* "This is a hotel?"
* "When are you going to learn Spongebob, 'no' means 'yes'?"
* "Well, you're still yellow!"
* (Sees a chair with two balloons tied to it) "Oh Boy! A Birthday Party!"
* "That looks like the toilet plunger I threw out yesterday."
* "Boy, was I using that wrong!"
* "Sandy's a girl?"
* "Don't touch me I'm sterile!"
* "Did you see my underwear?"
* "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?"
* "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
* "You know these were white when I bought them."
* "Uh..."
* "Hahahaha, connect the dots! I drawed a horsey!"
* " AAAHHH! My name's not RICK!"
* "I thought we settled this the last time!"
* "Yeah, well I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you!"
* "Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..."
* "Can we have the cake now? Happy, happy birthday to you!"
* "FINLAND!"
* "They're preeeeeeeetty!"
* (Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant, patrick laughs and claps) "Ha ha ha, it's a giraffe!"
* " Help, I'm drowning, I've got butt cramps, I want ice cream, and now it's dark!"
* "THEN IT'S WAR!"
* "Will you clam up?"
* "I don't get it."
* "I can't see a doctor. My job doesn't provide me with health insurance." (SpongeBob: "What job is that?" "Exactly."
* (Spongebob: "You've never washed your hands, Patrick?" "Never have, never will."
* "I happen to like all of my various smells and germs."
* I THOUGHT IT WAS COCOA!
* "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumboing, wumboer,wumbology, the study of wumbo? Come on Spongebob, it's first grade!"
* (Guy on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?) "No... this is Patrick" (Woman on phone: Is this the Krusty Krab?) "NO! This is PATRICK! I am not a Krusty Krab." (Spongebob: Patrickrick, thats the name of the resteraunt)
* (Stops Spongebob from hitting a dollar with a baseball bat) No, Spongebob, we're not cavemen. We have technology. (Hits Mr. Krab's dollar with a computer)
* Patrick loves Devon Malnourie!
* "Chum is fum"
* "Do it again, I wasnt looking!"
* (Spongebob: Patrick we need to make the customer feel loved.) (Man opens door) "I love you" (Man Slams door shut)
* (Spongebob: You need to examine the customer) (Man opens door, patrick makes his eyes go in and out towards the customer examining him. Man slams door while his eyes are still in his house) " Hey, Nice place you got here!"
* " I'm Squidward, i'm squidward, squidward squidward squidward!"
* "Liar liar, plants for hire. (Spongebob: It's pants on fire patrick) Well you would know! Liar!"
* "Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly, that everybody died. The end."
* (Sandy: Don't you have somewhere to be?) "Oh your right, im late for cleaning the poop deck!"
* "Are you gonna eat that?"
* "Now that were men, I changed my underwear."
* "Happy Leif Erickson day spongebob, Yahingerdangerbunger!"
* "Where's the leak mam?"
* "This is the end of me, being me!"
* "Oh i know! I'll be Mr. Seaweed monster man and live happily ever after in Bikini Bottom!"
* " I was trying to tell you that i was choking on snowballs but then they melted and i drank all the water. (Squidward: That's very fascinating patrick.) Squidward can i use your bathroom?" "no" "please" "no" "please?" "alright make it quick" "nevermind"
* "East? I thought you said Weast!"
* " Stupid inflateable pants!"
* "Are you Squidward now?"
* "ISLAND! I got an awar-(gasps for water)
* " (Weenie voice) May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?"
* " Hi Spongeboob! Haha Spongeboob? Who's Spongeboob?"
* "Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you!" (attacks the street)
* "The inner mechanisms of my mind, are an enigma..." (Goes to his thougts... carton of milk tipping over)
* "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
* "RECTANGLES!"
* "Ooh ooh! Let me try!... Hey punk."
* (See's a sign that says "Try Barnacle Chips! There delicous!" Spongebob: They are most certainly not delicous!) "Not the way i use them!"
* (Holding mini squidward and pickle) "Aw look, they like eachother" (Makes squidward and the pickle kiss)
* (Patrick to his baby clam) "Hey! What about daddy?" (Clam drops a coconut on patrick) "Thats my boy!"
* "Who you callin pinhead?"
* "Yourgee shmourgees, seaweevle"
* "Mary had a little lamb, whos fleese was white as, PICKLE FISH LIPS!"
* "Whoevers the owner of the white sudan, you left your lights on!"
* "More light spongebob, more light!"
* "I want the warm NOW!"
* (Spongebob: Hows that mutton treatin you Patrick?) "Me thinks it's muttontastic!"
* "Haha my pickle started out in a jar, and now it's back in one!"
* (To fire hydrant) "Are you squidward... thats ok take your time"
* "Brush brush brush, brushin everywhere"
* "Have i ever not been right?"
* "You lost your name tag? HYEE HYEE HYEE!"
* "Its ok Rocky, you can go when you feel like it"
* (Spongebob: ARE YOU READY TO GO CRAZY?) " IM ALREADY HEARING VOICES!"
'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.'
~Dr. Seuss
"If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?"
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
[quote=Allison]"Listen to your elders' advice,not because they are always right but
Because they have more experience of
being wrong!"
ill add more later....[/quote]
Oh, I likey. :0
@Rudenessity Yay for Dr. Patrick Star!
"Hey,it may be stupid,but it's also dumb!"
-Patrick Star
"Ballungsgebietes"
-German Google Translate lady.
"Listen to your elders' advice,not because they are always right but
Because they have more experience of
being wrong!"
"Do it today it might be illegal tomorrow!"
"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Dr.Patrick Star
[quote=kappoliffy]"Women are like fine wine, they age gracefully." "If that's true, my wife must age like milk".
"Drugs have taught America's kids the metric system".
"How come those who know the least, have to know it the loudest?"[/quote]
Hah, I laughed at the first one.
"If Arab states put their weapons down today,there would be peace.
If Israel put down its weapons today,there would be no more Israel."
Martha Stewart broke? Or MC Hammer broke?
We all boil at different temperatures - Ulysses