Post your anti-jokes here
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
POST YOUR FAVORITE ANTI-JOKES HERE! Like the ones that you actually laughed to, and the one with the most likes will be edited and put in the description.
October 13, 2012
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"I am so badass that i dont ask my parents permission to go on disney.com"
"I am so badass i sit when i pee and stand when i poop"
Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who
An Irish man walked out of a bar
@xLikeNoOther: yes.
Why did I log onto maplestory?
Because NX
knock knock!
who's there?
to.
to who?
to whom.
@trashed: Remember, P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
[quote=xLikeNoOther]Are you a clown fish?[/quote]
I guess for a clown fish I'm not as funny as I thought
[quote=trashed]There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo![/quote]
Are you a clown fish?
why did the chicken cross the road?
because a KFC coworker is chasing it.
There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo!
why did the squirrel fall off the tree?
because it was dead.
why did the bird fall off the tree?
it was stapled to the squirrel.
[quote=AceHood]Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a train.[/quote]
You're doing it wrong.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a train.
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what did one basiler say to the other?
no one cares.