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Post your anti-jokes here

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.

POST YOUR FAVORITE ANTI-JOKES HERE! Like the ones that you actually laughed to, and the one with the most likes will be edited and put in the description.

October 13, 2012

16 Comments • Newest first

itstinyeye

"I am so badass that i dont ask my parents permission to go on disney.com"
"I am so badass i sit when i pee and stand when i poop"

Reply October 14, 2012
pieshadowxx

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat mop
I eat mop who

Reply October 14, 2012
Croodle

An Irish man walked out of a bar

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Staarbucks

Why did I log onto maplestory?

Because NX

Reply October 14, 2012
Only12

knock knock!
who's there?
to.
to who?
to whom.

Reply October 14, 2012
trashed

[quote=xLikeNoOther]Are you a clown fish?[/quote]

I guess for a clown fish I'm not as funny as I thought

Reply October 14, 2012
xLikeNoOther

[quote=trashed]There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo![/quote]

Are you a clown fish?

Reply October 14, 2012
Only12

why did the chicken cross the road?
because a KFC coworker is chasing it.

Reply October 14, 2012
trashed

There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... Nemo!

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yoguy911

why did the squirrel fall off the tree?
because it was dead.
why did the bird fall off the tree?
it was stapled to the squirrel.

Reply October 14, 2012
HastyHeist

[quote=AceHood]Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a train.[/quote]
You're doing it wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.

Reply October 14, 2012
AceHood

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by a train.

Reply October 14, 2012
GreenPen

Maplestory is fun

Reply October 13, 2012
My3rdTry

what did one basiler say to the other?

no one cares.

Reply October 13, 2012