How not to pick up women/men
Towards a woman:
1) -sniffs- You smell reallllllllllllllll nice.
2) I like big women, gives me somethin to grab.
Towards a man:
1) Omg! You remind me of my dad! ..... I like that in a man.
2) Hehehehe. Gimme a kiss. ;D I like the feel of a beard rubbing against your face.
Edit: Btw, you're supposed to come up with your own! POST POST! ^^
November 3, 2012
11 Comments • Newest first
I put the STD in STUD now all I need is U
EDIT: Actually I feel like I could pull this line off
Are you a Pikachu?
Because you're shockingly beautiful.
Baby did your fart cause you blew me away.
[quote=Daburu]I think #1 should be being on basilmarket.[/quote]
I like it.
I feel like no one understands that in the second pick up line, the girl, she has a beard...
[quote=Croodle]How about just randomly grab the girl's breasts.[/quote]
Nipple cripple?
[quote=Croodle]How about just randomly grab the girl's breasts.[/quote]
I was dancing with a girl at a party once, immediately grabbed her boob. Yeah, wouldn't suggest that.
[quote=dragon2923]Looks like someone didn't properly read the title.[/quote]
Or I thought there are much worse, hilarious things you could say. Lol @ your horrible presumption.
How about just randomly grab the girl's breasts.
[quote=WontPostMuch]These are pretty lame man.[/quote]
You didn't come up with any...
[quote=WontPostMuch]These are pretty lame man.[/quote]
Looks like someone didn't properly read the title.
These are pretty lame man.