Most painful way to die?
Which would you rather die?
1. Tied up to a tree naked while covered in animal blood and a set of vultures are set and chose you as their pray (eating you alive)
2. Someone slowly grinding all of your 7 slayer of skin with a cheese grinder and then proceed to push you into a lake of alcohol.
3. Being buried alive with a coffin full of insects and spiders.
4. Soaked in alcohol, light on fire and being pushed in the ocean with 100 lbs chained to each of your foot (burning while drowning lol)
5. A needle full of poison right under the toe nail of your big toe, you kick it against a brick wall then being cooked alive.
6. Tied up, gagged and tickled to death
7. A Poisonous cactus up your anal & all the way
8. Strap a person down inject them with adrenaline and cut each of there fingers & toes off and there sex organ, burn the areas where they were cut to stop the bleeding, put the items in to a blender and make them watch you blend them, force feed it to them then take a small knife and put hundreds of small cuts all over them dump salt on them then rinse them off, bring them into a helicopter cut there tongue out make them choke on it and drop them into an exploding volcano.
9. Living for 5 centuries in a hospital with a beautiful window view of a brick wall and you cannot move due to the lack of strength. You're 146 years old right now. ( not really dying but you are suffocating)
10. Human Centipede anyone?
11. Mating with an full-grown male adult elephant. Their CoKs can be as long as 5ft and even used as a fifth leg in some cases. After the intercourse, the elephant will crush you to death.
Post more painful ideas. Me personally, I'd rather be soaked in alcohol, light on fire and proceed to drown in an ocean. Prob the quickest way
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@leoprd16
I'm taken,
by my girl mary jaaane.
[quote=Etownesemp]A huge hole filed w. bushles of thorns,
dump gallons and gallons of rubbing alch/fecel,
Jump, going further and deeper getting ripped and stung,
deeper, untill you are torn and taken of all your flesh.[/quote]
Marry me. <3
A huge hole filed w. bushles of thorns,
dump gallons and gallons of rubbing alch/fecel,
Jump, going further and deeper getting ripped and stung,
deeper, untill you are torn and taken of all your flesh.
[quote=WalkAlone]Oh my god. All of your 'ways to die' sounds so disturbing/gross/horror/painful.[/quote]
This.
Iduno why you would even think of these...
...
[quote=metaghost4][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0MaCxhDbMA]Not death, but most painful torture.[/url][/quote]
And here I thought I had problems..
@-@ I got too scared to read all of it. Having some issues there or something? CREEPY.
I cringed.. Stop it man.
omfg 11 what is wrong with you
#4 is the least painful, so #4.
Jumping into a wall of needles covered in acid, then having nails scraped off against a boulder, being burned alive, then having your nipples ripped off,all the skin torn off your body, your eyeballs dug out with spoons, using a knife to "carve" designs into you, falling and smashing a sharpened pencil through your ear, having scissors shoved up your butthole, being covered with hot glue gun, having your throat torn out with teeth, having a knife drop onto your head from 3km above, having your body twisted around like mad, TO BE CONTINUED.
wow this sounds painful :X
11) Don't die.
[quote=achyif]I hardly consider "tied up to a tree naked" unable to move. At the least you could shout.... Or wiggle.... Or something... Or make noises in the back of your throat[/quote]
That won't stop them, I remember seeing that in an episode of 1,000 ways to die. (they're based on real deaths)
[quote=leopard16]They eat dead animals... Or animals that can't move. In this case, what's the difference?[/quote]
I hardly consider "tied up to a tree naked" unable to move. At the least you could shout.... Or wiggle.... Or something... Or make noises in the back of your throat
idk why im laughing so much
How about death of old age? Living is so bothersome and painful for me, I'd hate to see life be dragged on.
I always thought that being set on fire and then immediately drowned would be horrible.
I cringed, and you need some medical attention. Honestly I bet you get a kick out of this.
[quote=AdventureClub]The feel of salt water on your flesh wounds? why not[/quote]
Depending on the time after I was lit either
1. The alcohol wouldn't finish burning before it reached my skin
2. My nerve cells would already be burned off
I'm still confused as to why you would light me on fire and then throw me into the ocean.
[quote=achyif]Dude vultures don't eat live animals....[/quote]
They eat dead animals... Or animals that can't move. In this case, what's the difference?
Dude vultures don't eat live animals....
psycho path?
[quote=Intimate]Watch 1000 ways to die.[/quote]
Love that show.
@hooplah123
You probably won't be able to do it since it'll be painful but if you do, you'll most likely stop half way which can cause infection / diseases and you'll die within days (mine are within hours or less so you really are making your self suffer) Or if you do bite it off, you can choke on it to death or drown in your own blood. Have fun
I'd much rather face the pains of being alive for all eternity.
A bbc going into a man's anus.
[quote=hooplah123]i would bite my tounge and kill myself before that happens[/quote]
Captain America reference not appreciated
Stepping on legos [b]everywhere![/b]
being held upside down and then saw'ed in half
#4 so I don't die
eating a bowl of glass without any milk.
getting tickled to death by men.
Man what is wrong with you?
suffocating from a fart