What I told you
that I am a Filipino wizard with a wand made of orange and dragon heart string core?
The title is suppose to be: What if I told you
Oh and my Patronus is a whale.
December 30, 2010
What I told you
that I am a Filipino wizard with a wand made of orange and dragon heart string core?
The title is suppose to be: What if I told you
Oh and my Patronus is a whale.
8 Comments • Newest first
[quote=xAzarotHx]Oh man you killed me...
Now I can never make that sculpture that looks like an upside down toilet brush but is actually a monument to all living toilet paper rolls with 3 or more teeth growing on their backs just so I could break it down after it gained worldwide recognition and claim it never existed just so I would be sent to a Psychiatric hospital made out of low grade Roquefort cheese just so I could tell the janitor there that I had his pear from 5 and a half years ago but I threw it away because it had a five headed worm in it.[/quote]
Merlin be with you twisted soul.
[quote=MemoriesOfMaple][b]I'd ask if Filipinos are asians or pacific islanders[/b][/quote]
We are [b]Specific[/b] Islanders. Our tribe leaders are skilled with the magical branch of Transfiguration.
I'd ask if the Philippines were a nice place to visit.
i like to block elevator doors
[quote=xAzarotHx]Let me ask you a question then,
If I told you that you were a bike repair manual, would you rather conquer Antarctica using genetically modified Saturn Moths armed with yellow radioactive spaghetti cannons or eat a small bowl of broccoli soup cooked by a 35 years old French doctor that has 9 children and a cat?
You also get a Mountain Dew bottle cap and a pet stingray if you go for the soup.[/quote]
Alas the answer to that question is....
[i]Avada Kedavra![/i]
No more questions from you.
what does it do?
[quote=daniel3b]I would say "No way, me too!"[/quote]
Did you hear? The Ministry of Magic is proposing a bill allowing goblins to use wands? Some legislation huh?
I would say "No way, me too!"