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Bringing Wine to my teachers

Hi guys. I like to give christmas presents to my teachers each year. Usually I get them chocolate or candy just as a little gift for fun.

However this year my mom went overboard and bought wine... I have no idea why she would do something crazy like that. She is asian so she thinks wine is a good "american drink". I tried to explain that I can't even bring that to school, not to mention how weird it would be to give my teacher wine or how inappropriate that is.

However she won't listen. She thinks it's a good idea, and more importantly is too lazy to return the bottles.

So I was wondering what your thoughts on this was. Also will I get in trouble for having wine at school? I have to deliver like 6 or 7 bottles of it... it's gonna be really weird. I might get reported... I don't know

December 16, 2010

6 Comments • Newest first

Omelet

[quote=ultrabeast]Just use these easy steps

1.Bring them to school with your mom thinking your giving to teacher
2.Really drink them at school and get drunk
3.?
4.PROFIT![/quote]

you'll need like, 6 bottles.

Reply December 16, 2010
Akkine

Tell her that it's illegal to bring alcohol to school and you'll get arrested, fined $5000, have something on your criminal record, never get a job when you're older and not give her old people money when she's dying.

Reply December 16, 2010
Ewwitzurface

I don't really know. /:

One year this kid brought in wine for one of the teachers as a Christmas present but he spilled it and broke the bottle, so it never got to the teacher.

Reply December 16, 2010
easyrolling

[quote=Ruupi]Well, I don't think it's a good idea... however, it might work if there's not much alcohol in it. If it's like 99%
alcohol, then just heavily wrap it and tell them to open it at home. (sounds creepy).[/quote]
it's wine lol. It's usually around 8% I think.
not sure though because I only buy smirnoff vodka, which is 40%

Reply December 16, 2010
easyrolling

Tell her if you're caught underage with alcohol, it's a $360 ticket and you'll never make it into Harvard with such a rebellious background.

Reply December 16, 2010