Rant on my Chinese Teacher.
So, before winter break, I get called out by my teacher. She tells me to write a word we haven't learned yet in [b]traditional[/b] form; even though we've been using [b]simplified[/b] all year. I get it right, so she decides to give me a hard-ass word.. Friggin' DRAGON. Shiz is hard. Super hard. Hard and long. (No innuendo intended.. Well, maybe) So I get it off by a [i]single, mufu'ing stroke[/i], and she decides to put my name on this stupid crap called a "Hall of Shame," where I get a point off for not reciting the pledge of allegiance in Chinese every day. By myself. By this time I'm way past pissed, and I exclaim, "Frickin' Chinese, dude!"
[b]Before I tell you what happens to me after uttering those three words, you have to know that my Chinese teacher isn't.. fully familiar with the English language.[/b]
The little comma before Chinese doesn't penetrate that thick skull of her's, so she calls my mom. I come home from school, and find my skateboard gone.
I'm pissed.
Meh. Well, at least I'm going to Vegas over winter break with some friends.
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@Omegathorion:
I love my Chinese teacher man Mandarin 1 is hella easy. *Cantonese speaker*
[quote=AnasF]She gonna ask for sex soon. [/quote]
She already asked if I had a girlfriend or not. Don't creep me out.
[quote=Omegathorion]My Chinese teacher's always really nice to me because I help her with grading. I'm a kinda special case, I'm not even taking classes but I do homework and tests, because I'm busy with other classes. So even though I get around an 85% average, she gives me a straight 100% because if I was taking normal Mandarin classes like everyone else I'd be doing better. It makes me feel weird though.[/quote]
She gonna ask for sex soon.
Slept in Chinese class, and that finally persuaded my mother to stop making me take language lessons that I despised.
My Chinese teacher's always really nice to me because I help her with grading. I'm a kinda special case, I'm not even taking classes but I do homework and tests, because I'm busy with other classes. So even though I get around an 85% average, she gives me a straight 100% because if I was taking normal Mandarin classes like everyone else I'd be doing better. It makes me feel weird though.
I remember those baby Chinese school classes. We had Kung-Fu and rhythmic gymnastics there, too.. ._. Lots of old men watchin'.
@ette: What's her name? Maybe we can compare.
[quote=masamunee]I sit there in Japanese class, listening to my professor hurl insults at Korean and Chinese people in an excited schoolgirl voice. "LULZ NIHONWAKAWAIIDESUHAI."[/quote]
HAHA, that's how my Chinese teacher acts; just replace Chinese and Korean with Mexican and Whites.
@romeoromeo
She touches her own.. flat nothings in class. In front of my young innocence.
[quote=dexlesska]You'll find the importance of Cantonese in your future.[/quote]
Haha, I speak Canto and Mandarin fluently, but she just likes picking on me cause I'm half French, half Asianeses.
EDIT: @lolomgbbq
LOL, that makes me feel a ton better.
Well if it makes you feel any better I got 9% on my chinese test C: