My Water Just Broke
I was going to the refridgerator to get some icecubes for my purple drank. While they were being dispensed, one cube managed to slip out and off of my cup onto the floor, completely obliterating itself into tiny shards of frozen dihydrogen monoxide.
So I am wondering, if I were to pick up those shards, melt them, and then refreeze them back into their original ice cube form, is that considered necromancy?
February 26, 2013
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oh.
my.
god.
i love this op.
@Ecyz: [b][i]I've been posting ever since actually, just not in this way. [/i][/b]
OMG burn it!
Not really. More like alchemy. Law of equivalent exchange and all that jazz.
[quote=Bluex3][i][b]Young grasshopper, what did i teach you last time? After being able to necromance water, I'll teach you how to necromance insects.[/b][/i][/quote]
You're so annoying why did you come back
[i][b]Young grasshopper, what did i teach you last time? After being able to necromance water, I'll teach you how to necromance insects.[/b][/i]
Get the shards, melt them, put in green food colouring, freeze
repeat
Of course not! You didn't even sacrifice a goat.
Did you even go to Necromancy Univ. I know the Dean. We rave on weekends.
Look, you seem like a sweet kid. If ya want, I can talk to the Dean and we can have you raising the dead within a month.
We're just gonna need a baby ocelote.
I don't think it'd be considered necromancy because water isn't exactly alive.
not even.