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My government issued phone just arrived today

So, being the poor, lazy, American that I am, I decided to apply for a free government phone. It's supposed to be used in emergencies and to help me find a job, but i'll just use it instead to call my dealer. I think my welfare check should be enough to buy a few ounces.

Short version. My president is still black, and my Lambo is still blue.

November 8, 2012

17 Comments • Newest first

Azngothopz

@doomnight92: No I expect childish threads, just not from that particular basiler because i consider him a rational reasonable person at one point in time

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gkdmstjr

have my babies please. PLEASE. <3

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aznseal

Some people are cheering so loudly, you'd think OJ was acquitted again.

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aznseal

[quote=LimusocoBobo]Ounces for what? Dealer for what?[/quote]

candy and apple juice

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inspired

@aznseal

lol that's sad but true, 4 more years .

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LimusocoBobo

Ounces for what? Dealer for what?

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doomnight92

[quote=Azngothopz]Someone's bitter about the presidential election results. Didn't expect such childish threads though oh well ...[/quote]

Your didn't expect it? You're new here aren't you?

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Segumisama

[quote=DoomDemise]Where is the aznseal from 2 years ago?[/quote]

He grew up, as people tend to do.

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Azngothopz

Someone's bitter about the presidential election results. Didn't expect such childish threads though oh well ...

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Segumisama

But the question is are you making 200k a year?

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LowWillpower

Sounds like a great reason to live in the USA to me.

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Deciduous

so about how long should i expect this bs to last

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Liam

your story reminds me of this awesome flash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu6ioKjZsGU

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sohee

hehe

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