General

I give them a 10 minute lecture about their behaviour and how they should treat others. Most of the time they'd say sorry and avoid me after the 5th minute.

If they start calling me a "no lifer" I tell them to log off and show that they aren't ones themselves.

I spam "umad?" or "so umad?" Usually they keep barking at me but then they give up lol.

If the guy was just bothering me, i log off.
If the guy was ksing me, i bring my friends and sone of alliance, and ks them back

... But these rarely happen

the ts is actually a troll and created this very thread to give the impression that trolls make people more angry than they really are (via blacklisting, defaming, etc.)
nobody actually does these things

just make them feel soo bad that they say sorry to me

i either ignore them, say "xoxo", or "LOOOOOOOL".

Ignore it for the first part. If he continues to be like that I try to be mature about it. After that is when I'll start harrassing him back with things he's probably never heard of.

Or talk in a foreign language that's not tagalog or Spanish. Good thing I can speak French, Japanese, Chinese, and Korean, but French scares them the most for some reason.

I'm sick of arguing so I most likely just defame him with my 15 chars :] And sometimes when they say something the other way around I throw it back at them. Something like a hypocritical statement... Let's see who's the noob f3

I send them to hell.

[quote=Wadalite]Is this a keylogger?[/quote]

All jpg images are keyloggers.

I act the way they're acting. Maybe even more. But it annoys them, so I get a lot of fun out of it

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(refrains from getting suspended because what he would say would offend the OP)

Ignore or say "Calling me a/an x doesn't make you any y (opposite of x)".