Funny work story
Flippy patties at the KrustyKr-..erhm, i mean MickyD's,
and one of my sammich making pals asks if i can cover a order for him whilst he puffs a butt.
I gladly accept the challenge, tackling sauces, and whole / shredded lettuce, when i get a brain fart.
-Talking to myself- "Now does it go bun, ketchup, mustard, lettuce pickle?"
"Or lettuce pickle..."
The loudspeaker in the kitchen then goes,
"No Eric, it goes mattress, mattress, Spongebob, sheets, pillow."
I assembled the food item slightly wrong, but we all got a kick from the spongey tomfoolery.
Hbu basil? any silly work stories?
December 30, 2012
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[quote=mechibi]once i went to a grocery store.
i asked a worker "where are the potatoes"
he said its in row 8
i went there...BUT THERE WERE NO POTATOES
-now for a scary story-
one day i was home alone and i smelled a fart. BUT THE FART WASNT MINE[/quote]
^^winning story
once i went to a grocery store.
i asked a worker "where are the potatoes"
he said its in row 8
i went there...BUT THERE WERE NO POTATOES
-now for a scary story-
one day i was home alone and i smelled a fart. BUT THE FART WASNT MINE
you're too young to work,
So, I was once at my hardcore job cutting grass in Hyrule, right?
I saw this postman looking dude running around the ranch, killing all the grass.
I offered him my bunny hood to make him leave, and it worked.
Then I killed Ganon with a bottle.
The end.
My boss left the door open and yelled at me for it.
I'd love to share, but for any of my stories you'd need to be there.