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Q: What the the Crosair say after he went on a roller coaster?
A: "It was a lot of gun, I'm going again!"

February 9, 2013

12 Comments • Newest first

Pacifist

i'd solo a zakum for you

Reply February 9, 2013
Dependant

My pants have potential, you just need a magnifying glass to reveal it.

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dubmason

[quote=AlaricFM]The thread starter's joke......was so terrible.[/quote]

That was the goal xD

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AlaricFM

The thread starter's joke......was so terrible.

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dubmason

[quote=malapo]Why did mushdad break up with mushmom?
Because she was always at someone elses house![/quote]

Oh snap!

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BlueColt

[quote=ProCygnus]Q: Why can't assassins throw stars without a claw?
A: Because they don't have the INTelligence[/quote]

The INT in maplestory already stands for INTELLIGENCE.
And if I misinterpreted that please let me know before you rage.

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Quazel

Yo Mama so fat her sweat made Aqua Road.

D:

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Cookieman9000

What did the Bandit say to the terrorist?
"You don't see me going all savage and blowing stuff".

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dubmason

[quote=ProCygnus]Q: Why can't assassins throw stars without a claw?
A: Because they don't have the INTelligence[/quote]

[quote=stacyxoxo]Mandy Jones:
Q: What did the male dark knight say to the female dark knight?
A: "Hey, we're both dark knights."

Susan Fido: <3[/quote]

[quote=xdwow]Q:Are you Archaeologist?

-Usually, "No? Why?"-

A:Because I have a large Bone I need you to check[/quote]

Ha! Good ones xD

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xdwow

Q:Are you Archaeologist?

-Usually, "No? Why?"-

A:Because I have a large Bone I need you to check

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ProCygnus

Q: Why can't assassins throw stars without a claw?
A: Because they don't have the INTelligence

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Casey

im 18 n wat is dis

"Getting Mesos by defeating Stumps: proof that money grows on trees."
-@Mopikun

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