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Your current android is now real

What do you do with it?

[url=http://i.imgur.com/yyEtxdH.jpg]for me, I'd probably take it to the beach with me? I don't know?[/url]

February 9, 2013

32 Comments • Newest first

FlameChocobo

I'm making it my sexy dancer and a robot I can make out with, though spanking her would either break her or my bones.

Or we'll be lesbian gypsies if I'm a G.I.R.L. (pun for Girl.) but I'm actually a man playing a girl character.

Reply February 10, 2013
DjFunky

Sell her.
I don't need no weird korean robot.

Reply February 9, 2013
tyuli

Tell her to conquer the world for me.

Reply February 9, 2013
mousepound

Play Pinocchio with her(?)

Reply February 9, 2013
TheTrickst3r

i would go to grendel the really old and turn her into a real person...

Reply February 9, 2013
Piggable

[quote=Suckitms]Android (girl) let me sing a song for you

"oh baby oh baby
will you kiss me!
i lo lo lo love you!
oh baby oh baby
why you are so beautiful
i wanna smack dat ass
oh baby oh baby
we shall have s3>< tonight girl
hell yeah! let do it suck it!"[/quote]

I cringed...

OT: My android is dead, so I would cremate it.

Reply February 9, 2013
Mylust

[quote=Suckitms]Android (girl) let me sing a song for you

"oh baby oh baby
will you kiss me!
i lo lo lo love you!
oh baby oh baby
why you are so beautiful
i wanna smack dat ass
oh baby oh baby
we shall have s3>< tonight girl
hell yeah! let do it suck it!"[/quote]

I thought it was going to be baby hit me one more time I'm disappointed

Reply February 9, 2013
athmyst

Real android O: ?
I got myself an omok buddy then

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Ecoutie

I'd hug her.

Reply February 9, 2013
Olympus

keep shouting Yuck at her XD

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Hungry

Mine talks only Korean..

Reply February 9, 2013
Suckitms

Android (girl) let me sing a song for you

"oh baby oh baby
will you kiss me!
i lo lo lo love you!
oh baby oh baby
why you are so beautiful
i wanna smack dat ass
oh baby oh baby
we shall have s3>< tonight girl
hell yeah! let do it suck it!"

Reply February 9, 2013
NoNsensical

"This is not the droid you are looking for."

Totally would abuse that line for lulz.

Reply February 9, 2013
kurandox99

Do all my chores and errands around the house.

Personal slave/maid.

Reply February 9, 2013
DayServant

[quote=unknown4576]I would do what Krillin did to Android 18[/quote]

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40hKzjiSUJ8]Take this with you![/url]

Reply February 9, 2013
renaflor

1. Make her take my place in school
2. Do all of my chores
3. Train my characters on Maplestory

I could put in a USB with tons of information on the material for tests and I'd easily get an A.

Reply February 9, 2013
JJoestar

she can take my job, so i'm free to oversleep.

Reply February 9, 2013
cb000

Ship it home so my parents have someone to do chores around the house without complaint.

Reply February 9, 2013
Business

Rape it

Reply February 9, 2013
zrandom

I thought they invented the dakimakura for this purpose.

Reply February 9, 2013
hamdeamon

Make it become a drug lord.

Reply February 9, 2013
Kazzooey

Make her play maplestory for me and hunt/train when im not around, sorta like my own bot.

Reply February 9, 2013
Pheonixsblaze

Begin to establish an empire

Reply February 9, 2013
ClassOf12

Make it play Maplestory for me

Reply February 9, 2013
Amped

I'd kill your android it's ugly af

Reply February 9, 2013
sujupwns

my very own sex robot

Reply February 9, 2013
Nolen

What do I do with tiny 2D pixels

Reply February 9, 2013
Ecyz

[quote=PremiumNoir]Tell her to take off those ugly ass ears.[/quote]
But they're soober kawaii desu uguu

Reply February 9, 2013
iheart2much

BEHOLD. The new era of slavery has arrived.

Reply February 9, 2013
ItsDahNinja

Throw her on the wall and ba---

Tell her to put on some clothes..

Reply February 9, 2013