General

Kill everyone.

-Hire foxes for decoy
-use smoke letters
-summon wooden logs
-steal food
-use the iron sushi dart
-frozen tofu hammer
-udon whip
-ramen face-burner
-curry face-burner
-miso face-burner
-steal manga from little kids
-can turn into a fish
-have the right to demand a rematch with Sparta on the Deadliest Warrior show
-can't own a gun but owns shuriken shooters
-make origami with eyes closed
-make sashimi with katanas
-swallow wasabi and shoot fire from the nostril
-can tapdance
-eat tigers
-cut things with a kama
-flash step
-enhance speed by farting
-drill holes with his/her hands
-can hide behind this row of text without being seen

-rob a bunch of banks
-invite white women to my place
-make it rain
-give left over money to charity

but i already am

[quote=Leonhardt]I would generally partake in ninja-themed events[/quote]

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[quote=lolomgbbq]Be the first poster in every thread on basil.[/quote]

Fail ninja.
Keep trying.

Darksight myself into panties yea i went theree

Fanny shurikens.

I would go Ninja Assassin

Be the first poster in every thread on basil.

See you are a total ninja! O: