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Worst Experience of My Life Today

Today I had the worst experience of my entire life, I was about to break into tears.

So before class today I had a glass of milk, during class with about 40 minutes left I started getting severe diarrhea pains, honestly the worst I've felt in my life. I had to endure it for the whole 40 minutes, I don't know why I didn't go to the washroom during that time, probably cuz I was sitting in the back corner and the desks were very close together I probably would have knocked people over if I ran out the room, and also I was afraid my ass would explode into a chocolatey mess if I stood up.

So anyways, after what seems like forever class finally ends, I run to the nearest bathroom and I let the mongoose out of the hole, it was like Niagra Falls. After about 20 minutes on the toilet I leave the bathroom and start walking to my next class, it's all the way across campus. (Oh yeah, relevant to the story is I'm recovering from knee surgery right now so I'm wearing a knee brace).

So anyways, I'm walking outside and I step awkwardly onto a curb and I feel a sharp pain in my knee, every step I took after that was like a knife stabbing me and I didn't want to mess up my knee even more so I sit down on some nearby stairs. I am now unable to walk.

I call home for my dad to come pick me up, he had to wait for the car because my mom was using it, so I'm sitting on the stairs waiting. Oh yeah, I live in South-Western Ontario and we were feeling the affects of Hurricane Sandy today, so I'm literally sitting in a pool of cold rain water and it's seeping through my jeans into my ass and I'm unable to walk anywhere else. It's pouring rain and freezing cold, the rain water begins irritating my ass and I feel diarrhea round two coming.

I had to use all my will power and strength to hold in the diarrhea from coming out, the cold sensation of the rain and the hot sensation of the diarrhea was the most uncomfortable feeling I've ever had.

My dad took 1 hour to get there, I had to endure that for 1 hour. And I couldn't walk because of my knee so I couldn't even get indoors.

How was your day?

October 31, 2012

5 Comments • Newest first

jamerican

I was having the same pain today too </3

Reply October 31, 2012
punx

Oh my god
I'm so sorry
I know how you feel I went through something like this too lool

Reply October 31, 2012
Croodle

It was good.

EDIT: I've also had those sharp knee pains back in what, sixth grade?

Reply October 31, 2012 - edited
robino911

Pepto bismol

Reply October 31, 2012 - edited
Laker1294

It was pretty good. Thanks for asking.

Reply October 31, 2012 - edited