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A wonderful story

So today I woke up to my alarm clock going off, i grabbed my opened water bottle and dumped it on the clock and watched it fizzle to death as I got up. I then ate a warm and hearty breakfast of burnt toast and juice. I decided I needed to go to the store so I got in my car and started driving to safeway. I lazily hit the "On" button on my radio only to have my ears flooded with today's lazy rap music that concerns only, money, cars, and how many female dogs a rapper has apparently. I managed to endure this awful music all the way to safeway then parked in a hadicap spot because I was going to be out fast. I came back to an old man beating my car with a tire iron screaming things about the war, and how the world will never be the same. I decided to walk home that day. Hungry, tired, and carless, I decided to eat the food I had picked up at safeway. Apples, ritz crackers, and peanut butter. "Good enough" I said to myself. And proceeded to put the food on a paper plate. I sat down and turned on the t.v. and started to watch the new episode of BONES. Which sucked. I then realized that BONES was cancelled several years ago and questioned why it was being played on Nickelodeon. I thought to myself "Maybe a good workout will clear my head." I decided to go on a short run. After putting on my running clothes I started running laps around the block. I was nearly done with my run, when I ran into someone. "Ow!" a feminine voice said as I turned around and immediately started apologizing. She said, "It's okay-" and cut herself off as soon as she made eye contact with me. She blushed and said "I'm sorry, I'll be on my way now. Sorry to bother you..." I stopped her and said, "No, it's fine. It wasn't your fault. My name's Mason." She smiled at me and said Carrie... It's Carrie." After a long discussion with Carrie I ended up getting her number. I ran home after saying my goodbyes and burst through my door smiling. I just met a beautiful, vibrant girl, and couldn't wait to see where our relationship would go.

OT: I also took a really huge dump and it smelled awful.