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Conspiracy theory involving Twinkies

Ok, we all know Hostess went out of business, so no more Twinkies will be made.
We also know that Twinkies and roaches are only things that can survive a nuclear holocaust.
The year is 2012.
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT.

November 19, 2012

16 Comments • Newest first

zeck96

[quote=xdwow]Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive? Even if we did, twinkies as a food source doesn't cover all the nutrients a human body needs meaning ultimately after living of twinkies for about a month everyone is gonna die from a lack of vitamin necessities.[/quote]

1. People Nagasaki and that other place in WW2 we can survive in this present day and time if it happened.
2. But, you forget, THEY HAVE CHEMICALS~
3. The griffins survived for months with nothing but Twinkies, your logic is flawed.

Reply November 19, 2012
BobR

[quote=xdwow]Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive?[/quote]
Exactly... the only survivors would be Twinkies and the roaches, and since roaches don't have opposable thumbs they wouldn't be able to open the Twinkie wrappers so they'd all stave.

Leaving Twinkies as the ultimate domination over the planet.

Reply November 19, 2012
3moRaccoon

[quote=BobR]It's because they're metric.[/quote]
idk why but that made me laugh

Reply November 19, 2012
ImaClubYou

This severely reminds me of Family Guy.

Reply November 19, 2012
xdwow

Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive? Even if we did, twinkies as a food source doesn't cover all the nutrients a human body needs meaning ultimately after living of twinkies for about a month everyone is gonna die from a lack of vitamin necessities.

Reply November 19, 2012
juliacat

[quote=GenesisCombo]Yours are filled with extra butter and french fries from Mcdonalds right?[/quote]
Don't forget the bacon!

Reply November 19, 2012
zeck96

[quote=sumersb]So if I eat a whole bunch of twinkies will I become immortal[/quote]

No silly, Twinkies are food, all other food will be wiped out
Twinkies are our last food supply.

Reply November 19, 2012
sumersb

So if I eat a whole bunch of twinkies will I become immortal

Reply November 19, 2012
BobR

[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]
It's because they're metric.

Reply November 19, 2012
gameravenged

Believe it or not a boxes of ten twinkies are selling for $100 each on ebay.. Ppl loves dem twinks

Reply November 19, 2012
zeck96

[quote=fradddBS]Snowballs can also survive.[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwV8_Ux0JdM&feature=related

Reply November 19, 2012
juliacat

[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]
Yours are filled with moose meat, that's why.

Reply November 19, 2012
zeck96

[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]

It doesn't matter man! No Twinkies means no Twinkies!
No Twinkies means no food!
No food means game over man! GAME OVER!

Reply November 19, 2012
imtwocats

Hoard them before it's too late, lest you be left without any when it all begins.

Reply November 19, 2012
zeck96

[quote=juliacat]#Wisewordsfrom@zeck96[/quote]

I have much more to tell, the teachings of

Reply November 19, 2012