Conspiracy theory involving Twinkies
Ok, we all know Hostess went out of business, so no more Twinkies will be made.
We also know that Twinkies and roaches are only things that can survive a nuclear holocaust.
The year is 2012.
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK NOT.
November 19, 2012
16 Comments • Newest first
[quote=xdwow]Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive? Even if we did, twinkies as a food source doesn't cover all the nutrients a human body needs meaning ultimately after living of twinkies for about a month everyone is gonna die from a lack of vitamin necessities.[/quote]
1. People Nagasaki and that other place in WW2 we can survive in this present day and time if it happened.
2. But, you forget, THEY HAVE CHEMICALS~
3. The griffins survived for months with nothing but Twinkies, your logic is flawed.
[quote=xdwow]Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive?[/quote]
Exactly... the only survivors would be Twinkies and the roaches, and since roaches don't have opposable thumbs they wouldn't be able to open the Twinkie wrappers so they'd all stave.
Leaving Twinkies as the ultimate domination over the planet.
[quote=BobR]It's because they're metric.[/quote]
idk why but that made me laugh
This severely reminds me of Family Guy.
Dude even if twinkies can survive a nuclear halocaust, what makes you think we would survive? Even if we did, twinkies as a food source doesn't cover all the nutrients a human body needs meaning ultimately after living of twinkies for about a month everyone is gonna die from a lack of vitamin necessities.
[quote=GenesisCombo]Yours are filled with extra butter and french fries from Mcdonalds right?[/quote]
Don't forget the bacon!
[quote=sumersb]So if I eat a whole bunch of twinkies will I become immortal[/quote]
No silly, Twinkies are food, all other food will be wiped out
Twinkies are our last food supply.
So if I eat a whole bunch of twinkies will I become immortal
[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]
It's because they're metric.
Believe it or not a boxes of ten twinkies are selling for $100 each on ebay.. Ppl loves dem twinks
[quote=fradddBS]Snowballs can also survive.[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwV8_Ux0JdM&feature=related
[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]
Yours are filled with moose meat, that's why.
[quote=GenesisCombo]They don't even taste good anyways so who cares. Well I'm Canadian so maybe they taste different here.[/quote]
It doesn't matter man! No Twinkies means no Twinkies!
No Twinkies means no food!
No food means game over man! GAME OVER!
Hoard them before it's too late, lest you be left without any when it all begins.
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