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What is your favorite Maple Joke?

What are your favorite maple jokes. If you multiple, just post them down. If you like one someone else posted? Leave them a like or repeat it! Hopefully I can make some interesting Top 5 Videos starting here. Anyways... my guild told me this one and I found it funny...

How many merchants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Offer.

Lol.

July 31, 2012

17 Comments • Newest first

kira3760

Lol that's funny Best Dark Knight joke so far.

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Mystelteinn

MapleStory has nothing to do with maple.

Took me 7 years to realize.

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TheHero23

Im Gunna Soul Drive into your Flame Pillar

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kira3760

Looking for some more! Let's see if we can come up with a really nice Top 5!

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stu321

>Buys Nx
>Doesn't know what to do with it.

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SacredSealed

[quote=TinyH]phantom falls in love with empress
hits on her niece a century later[/quote]

Well, you cant really blame him...

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SacredSealed

Hey, have you heard of bishops?

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kira3760

Some of these are really nice. Hoping to see some more though! The boss one was funny but I've heard it a couple times before, the Dark Knight one was cool imo. Another funny one was Mushmom & Mushdad.

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APistolCame

@Ginosaji: Nowadays at least they tell that they are extending it. In the past they used to not even say something, so we ended up, just waiting forever..

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APistolCame

'The maintenance will take approximately two hours.'

That.

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TehResisting

[quote=TehResisting]My Pianus is so Horntail its going to Zakum all over you

Why is Mushdad hating on Mushmom?
Because she always seems to be at the location "Someone Else's house"

Do you dig gold?
Because I'm a golddigger.[/quote]

Add:
The money tree is real. You know why? Because mesos drop from stumps.

O-M-G you must be a Dark Knight because you got a Hyper Body

Why is Horny Mushroom always Horny? Because it always sees you maplers.

Dude.. are you a Bowmaster? Your eyes are so sharp they can kill!

Why did the lukless mage fail a scroll? Because they were out of luk.

What did everyone say the the page? More Rage plz

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Kanjimari

Do you play in Scania ( or any other world )? Cuz that a$$ is out of this world!

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TehResisting

My Pianus is so Horntail its going to Zakum all over you

Why is Mushdad hating on Mushmom?
Because she always seems to be at the location "Someone Else's house"

Do you dig gold?
Because I'm a golddigger.

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kira3760

[quote=dama682]Nexon

*EDIT* of America[/quote]
Uhh, what?

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jorrik

youre mommy is so fat, that she takes ch 1 -19

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kira3760

[quote=Speed]Chuck Norris doesn't need a cape in Maple because he already has a 6PAC[/quote]
Lol, chuck norris jokes Still funny though, never heard it before.

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Speed

Chuck Norris doesn't need a cape in Maple because he already has a 6PAC

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