Well, there was one time when a guy tried to draw a large, profusely-spurting man-burrito on the chalkboard of every class he went to. He never got caught cuz no one told on him.
@greatbolshy wow, yeah, my high school had a bunch of well-respected teachers (for the most part) who had been there for a while, so they were all like 35+. I think senior year they all started quitting because the district, and then they started hiring new fresh teachers but they only taught low level classes. Still no hot ones.
@fradddd: 3 of my teachers were all 8-9/10 girls fresh out of college. most of the teachers there are young, good looking people honestly. they come for a few years and have an ez life as a teacher getting paid to do nothing. hell, whenever my business teacher got mad at us he would turn the projector on so the whole class could watch him job searching on his computer.
the amount of stories i have from school lmao. this will be a long one. my freshman year of high school we had a babe of an english teacher. it was her first year teaching. she always wore loose blouses and had small tatas, but she wasn't afraid to let us have some sneak peaks. i'd always ask her for help on my work so she'd come over and bend over in front of me so i could have a nice view of her boobs.
i was in the class with a good friend of mine who i'll call nick for the story. nick did pretty much what ever he wanted and we were all confused how he was getting away with it. he'd go to the back of the class and sit at the teachers desk while she was up front giving her lesson. the teacher left her phone on her desk without a passcode and nick snuck on her phone, found pics of her in her bikini, then sent the pics to his phone. he wasn't the smartest tool in the shed for a few reasons. #1: he didn't delete the text off her phone after sending it, and #2: he started showing us her bikini pics. word spread a few days later and she found out and rushed out of the class while crying. nick got suspended for 3 days. seems kinda lenient for what he did but lol ok. well anyway, a few weeks later nick, being the genius he is, started texting the teacher because he didn't delete her # from his phone. he started by apologizing and she accepted his apology. she started talking about how lonely she is and he says that they should hang out and watch a movie at her place. she accepts and he meets her there. they watch super troopers and she bangs a 14 year old kid. the banging went on for a few months.
fast forward to the middle of the next school year. we're all in our classes and then something happens. the cops are walking around the school, the superintendant and principle are both grabbing people from classes and so on. this is when everyone found out what had happened. the english teacher and math teacher were best friends, and the english teacher had told the math teacher about what had happened. (the math teacher is also a babe, isn't relevant to the story but i just wanted to say it.) the math teacher decided to not say anything and when all this went down, she got caught in the crossfire. she was suspended from teaching for 2 weeks. again with the lenient punishments lmao. up until near the end of that school year there wasn't much info about the story because it was under investigation. the english teacher was on paid leave pending that investigation. well i was on a field trip and was driving around with the business teacher, who's also the coolest teacher i've ever had, and we got back really late. it was like 6pm when we got back to the school. when we pull up, we see the english teacher coming out of the school doing her walk of shame carrying all of her stuff while crying. this was the first time anyones seen her for a few months and my business teacher yells "HAHAHAHA LOOK IT'S MS CENSORED. OH **** SHES CARRYING HER STUFF I THINK SHE GOT FIRED." he's yelling and laughing and we're both pointing fingers at her as we go past. she ended up getting charged for banging a minor but got let of easy with some probation and her teaching license taken away. at the end of the school year the superintendant, principle and a couple coaches all resigned because it turns out that they knew about this all along but tried covering it up.
i went to a strange school. looking back on the whole situation, it all makes sense now. honestly i just regret not taking initiative and getting to be the legend that banged their smokin hot teacher.
i have some other stories about another teacher coming into school high as a kite and throwing live frogs at me and a fight that broke out over cod vs battlefield and a bunch of other wack stories but those are for a different day.
@keyan22 one time I did kinda stab a kid. I was in 7th or 8th grade, probably 7th, and one of my friends(-ish) got his athletic shorts and put them over my face, and then was pretty much strangling me. I went into panic/rage mode like never before, and I somehow managed to face him and push him into the lockers, with the shorts still partially over my head, and I had a pen in my hand so I stabbed him in the shoulder until he let go of the shorts I guess. He did bleed but I didn't stab very far, it wasn't a very sharp pen and I wasn't aiming well.
After that we didn't talk for like a week, then we were still friends for the rest of middle school.
Some moron in my school tried to stab their friend over them saying "I f***** ur sister", when a teacher constricted him to stop him, he then attempted to stab the teacher. (the teacher was like 500 pounds so it didn't really work out).
Now he is expelled from school.
I watched as it happened too, at first the guy pushed his friend into a window.(I assume attempting to push him threw it but was too weak, very thickened glass)
I lost faith in humanity long before that event happened, but, now I guess my faith is in the negatives.
A kid in chemistry class decided what they were dissolving was not potassium dichromate, but Tang. He tasted some, died within 15 minutes, was resuscitated, and now has liver cancer. Now if you take a chemistry class, you have to sign a waver stating that you will not consume the chemicals. Thanks Mike.
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@staplemory the way you said "Oh man." makes it sound like you have more stories...
GOOD high school stories? Oh man.
Well, there was one time when a guy tried to draw a large, profusely-spurting man-burrito on the chalkboard of every class he went to. He never got caught cuz no one told on him.
@greatbolshy wow, yeah, my high school had a bunch of well-respected teachers (for the most part) who had been there for a while, so they were all like 35+. I think senior year they all started quitting because the district, and then they started hiring new fresh teachers but they only taught low level classes. Still no hot ones.
@fradddd: 3 of my teachers were all 8-9/10 girls fresh out of college. most of the teachers there are young, good looking people honestly. they come for a few years and have an ez life as a teacher getting paid to do nothing. hell, whenever my business teacher got mad at us he would turn the projector on so the whole class could watch him job searching on his computer.
@greatbolshy haha damn. I have NEVER had hot teachers, like in the whole school.
One of my friends brought in a bag of lunch meat so he could "beat his meat" in public.
He punched the bag.
popular French teacher got fired after this incident: http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/01/08/cops-drug-addled-teacher-found-god.html (first story)
the amount of stories i have from school lmao. this will be a long one. my freshman year of high school we had a babe of an english teacher. it was her first year teaching. she always wore loose blouses and had small tatas, but she wasn't afraid to let us have some sneak peaks. i'd always ask her for help on my work so she'd come over and bend over in front of me so i could have a nice view of her boobs.
i was in the class with a good friend of mine who i'll call nick for the story. nick did pretty much what ever he wanted and we were all confused how he was getting away with it. he'd go to the back of the class and sit at the teachers desk while she was up front giving her lesson. the teacher left her phone on her desk without a passcode and nick snuck on her phone, found pics of her in her bikini, then sent the pics to his phone. he wasn't the smartest tool in the shed for a few reasons. #1: he didn't delete the text off her phone after sending it, and #2: he started showing us her bikini pics. word spread a few days later and she found out and rushed out of the class while crying. nick got suspended for 3 days. seems kinda lenient for what he did but lol ok. well anyway, a few weeks later nick, being the genius he is, started texting the teacher because he didn't delete her # from his phone. he started by apologizing and she accepted his apology. she started talking about how lonely she is and he says that they should hang out and watch a movie at her place. she accepts and he meets her there. they watch super troopers and she bangs a 14 year old kid. the banging went on for a few months.
fast forward to the middle of the next school year. we're all in our classes and then something happens. the cops are walking around the school, the superintendant and principle are both grabbing people from classes and so on. this is when everyone found out what had happened. the english teacher and math teacher were best friends, and the english teacher had told the math teacher about what had happened. (the math teacher is also a babe, isn't relevant to the story but i just wanted to say it.) the math teacher decided to not say anything and when all this went down, she got caught in the crossfire. she was suspended from teaching for 2 weeks. again with the lenient punishments lmao. up until near the end of that school year there wasn't much info about the story because it was under investigation. the english teacher was on paid leave pending that investigation. well i was on a field trip and was driving around with the business teacher, who's also the coolest teacher i've ever had, and we got back really late. it was like 6pm when we got back to the school. when we pull up, we see the english teacher coming out of the school doing her walk of shame carrying all of her stuff while crying. this was the first time anyones seen her for a few months and my business teacher yells "HAHAHAHA LOOK IT'S MS CENSORED. OH **** SHES CARRYING HER STUFF I THINK SHE GOT FIRED." he's yelling and laughing and we're both pointing fingers at her as we go past. she ended up getting charged for banging a minor but got let of easy with some probation and her teaching license taken away. at the end of the school year the superintendant, principle and a couple coaches all resigned because it turns out that they knew about this all along but tried covering it up.
i went to a strange school. looking back on the whole situation, it all makes sense now. honestly i just regret not taking initiative and getting to be the legend that banged their smokin hot teacher.
i have some other stories about another teacher coming into school high as a kite and throwing live frogs at me and a fight that broke out over cod vs battlefield and a bunch of other wack stories but those are for a different day.
@keyan22 one time I did kinda stab a kid.
I was in 7th or 8th grade, probably 7th, and one of my friends(-ish) got his athletic shorts and put them over my face, and then was pretty much strangling me.
I went into panic/rage mode like never before, and I somehow managed to face him and push him into the lockers, with the shorts still partially over my head, and I had a pen in my hand so I stabbed him in the shoulder until he let go of the shorts I guess.
He did bleed but I didn't stab very far, it wasn't a very sharp pen and I wasn't aiming well.
After that we didn't talk for like a week, then we were still friends for the rest of middle school.
@nolen: I've done that before...busted up my knuckles good.
Some moron in my school tried to stab their friend over them saying "I f***** ur sister", when a teacher constricted him to stop him, he then attempted to stab the teacher. (the teacher was like 500 pounds so it didn't really work out).
Now he is expelled from school.
I watched as it happened too, at first the guy pushed his friend into a window.(I assume attempting to push him threw it but was too weak, very thickened glass)
I lost faith in humanity long before that event happened, but, now I guess my faith is in the negatives.
@nolen whole story?
Guy punched a lot of holes in one wall
@fradddd: science labs
@beefly what is potassium dichromate used for normally
A kid in chemistry class decided what they were dissolving was not potassium dichromate, but Tang. He tasted some, died within 15 minutes, was resuscitated, and now has liver cancer. Now if you take a chemistry class, you have to sign a waver stating that you will not consume the chemicals. Thanks Mike.
Once upon a time there was this black guy and he slapped this white guy for looking at his gf. The end.