Help friendzoned again
So recently about two hours ago I was friendzoned by my gf for 2 hours for coming home too late, and I made a thread to help me cope with that (I made it in Basilmarket because you guys seem to know your stuff when it comes to friendzone, and all my friends are pretty much useless at the subject because they always have gfs and don't know what it's like).
Anyways as I was posting on that thread my gf apparently said "good night babe I love you" and I didn't hear her because I can't multi task while typing on basilmarket, so when I went to bed (thinking everything is back to normal because it was 2 hours already) she started ignoring me. So I pretended like she was just too tired to respond, then after like 5 mins she was like I'm going to [b]Friendzone[/b] you for 2 hours again because you ignored me earlier.
I tried to explain to her what had happened but she was being unreasonable. So now I'm friendzoned again and Idk how to cope with this situation, I've never been friendzoned for so long in my life.
So please tell me how do you basilers cope with the friendzone?
11 Comments • Newest first
[quote=crazybass]Just because you aren't in the friendzone doesn't mean you can just bash on friendzoned people. This is a real first world problem and its not wise of you to be posting that here because basilmarket is full of friendzoned people and that behavior will only get yourself flamed.[/quote]
Oh my god
*backs away*
a.....troll...
[quote=ZombieOverlord]If we didn't care the first time, we won't the second time.
http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2573656 [/quote]
Just because you aren't in the friendzone doesn't mean you can just bash on friendzoned people. This is a real first world problem and its not wise of you to be posting that here because basilmarket is full of friendzoned people and that behavior will only get yourself flamed.
[quote=crazybass]But she is the only one for me, plus all my mc lovin goodness sauce is made especially for her and I don't pee to mark my territory thats just shaggy waggy..[/quote]
The only way I see it is to light seven candles, draw a pentagram in chalk on the floor, lay your girlfriend in the middle and chant sacrificial hymns to the demon inside of her to banish it.
Bonus if someone dies, because it wouldn't be a sacrifice without a...well...
[quote=GrammarJew]Get it on with her sister, while looking her in the eye to assert dominance. Then piss all over the place to mark your territory.
Alpha as f***[/quote]
But she is the only one for me, plus all my mc lovin goodness sauce is made especially for her and I don't pee to mark my territory thats just shaggy waggy..
If we didn't care the first time, we won't the second time.
http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2573656
[quote=crazybass]But my recent temporary ex gf DOES see me as a friend and not a potential partner, and I havn't been able to score this whole time. IDK what to do anymore for 2 hours its so painful.
But like I said before in the other thread she is the one who is missing out on all this sweet lovin goodness, because I'm an alpha beta male who is super intelligent for a beta and almost as good as an alpha but not quite and she is just setting herself for a world of regret for doing htis to me.[/quote]
Get it on with her sister, while looking her in the eye to assert dominance. Then piss all over the place to mark your territory.
Alpha as f***
[quote=GrammarJew]That's not what the friend zone is you dipwad. Friend zone is when you can't score because the opposing party sees you as a friend instead of a potential partner. Since you're already tapping that, you're not in the friendzone and if your GF is seriously talking like a 14 year old, I would abandon ship.[/quote]
But my recent temporary ex gf DOES see me as a friend and not a potential partner, and I havn't been able to score this whole time. IDK what to do anymore for 2 hours its so painful.
But like I said before in the other thread she is the one who is missing out on all this sweet lovin goodness, because I'm an alpha beta male who is super intelligent for a beta and almost as good as an alpha but not quite and she is just setting herself for a world of regret for doing htis to me.
That's not what the friend zone is you dipwad. Friend zone is when you can't score because the opposing party sees you as a friend instead of a potential partner. Since you're already tapping that, you're not in the friendzone and if your GF is seriously talking like a 14 year old, I would abandon ship.
http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/2569225/0/Finally_Figured_out_how_to_get_out_of_the_friend_Zone.html
You should just kill her and get over it.
You get the f over it and wait 2 freaking hours. Get over it.