My friends Lady Ass Problem
[b]He's a dude btw[/b]. He's been bullied because he has, what people say a ''Ladies Ass''. I asked my sister about this (which is really an akward thing to ask...), and she said that a dude having a lady ass is not right. One example of what a bully said to him was ''Dude I can compare my girlfriends ass to yours when your walking.''. He has been pretty sad these past few days about it , there was also a period of time where he has not shown up at school for 1 week. Since summer is about to drop on us, he said he wants to spend some of his summer time ''flattening'' his ass. He never wears shorts, always wears jeans...skinny jeans. Now it may be kind of wierd to ask for this to help my friend...but how can he flatten his ass fast and quick? Whether its a hard workout or not, he probably won't care. I just hate to see a friend of mines who I have been friends with for 8 years be so miserable and hurt. I can barely get him to respond to me or some of my other friends.
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[quote=SeeminglyExists]THAT...Is a good idea.[/quote]
I usually get mine at Kohl's, but I'm sure there's a hundred other places you can go to. They'll probably make your bum look flat, but that's better than wearing skinny jeans, IMO. Most guys I've seen in public just wear (what I assume to be) regular fit jeans
[quote=DrHye]How about by not wearing pants that cling to his apparently skinny ass?
Just get regular fit or straight fit levi's, and problem's gone.[/quote]
THAT...Is a good idea.
[quote=SeeminglyExists]but how can he flatten his ass fast and quick?[/quote]
How about by not wearing pants that cling to his apparently skinny ass?
Just get regular fit or straight fit levi's, and problem's gone.
@Above Well I can tell him about the thighs and how lots of guys have flat asses. He never seemed proud about it. My school is one of those ''ghetto'' schools where fights settle almost everyday, crappy staff, bullies, and people who consider they have ''swag''. I'm moving high schools soon, so I just want to give him tips about losing that ass fat or just tell him what you said.
If its as bad as you say he can always look into surgery. Otherwise, most leg excersizes. Also he should diet and eat fatfree since apparently the weight may be going to his butt.
Any workouts?
@Above LOL I guess I can tell him to do that:/ I don't think he will be happy about the ''still having a ladies ass'' part.
@Aphniel LOL. I've been told I had a ladies ass, eversince then I wore shorts because it kind of made it look like I had a flat one...when I had a flat one all this time >.<