Leave your best joke basiler
hello guys arent you a bit bored of mapling? then this is a thread to leave your best joke and loot a smile to basilers!
i got a couple and here i go:
"your mom is so fat that she need a clock in both hand because in the right hand she has the EST time meanwhile the other hand she has the PST time!"
"Your mom is so weight that she took a photo and wanted to print a week ago. the print machine has not done yet!"
*both jokes are kinda fun to me. i apologize if some1 feels offensed not my intention*
now leave yours
EDIT: sorry for my bad english , however i think you are able to get tthe message. just enjoy it
February 19, 2013
17 Comments • Newest first
Did you know 2 is the oddest prime number?
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- because its the only even one!
hehe...not mine..
What do you call a lame jokester?
A basiler.
Yo mamma so fat, that she decided to lose weight.
I'd tell you a joke about my pen(i)s but its too long
A baby seal walks into a club.
Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 2 episodes
Yo mama so fat, when God said "Let there be light!", she had to relocate.
Yo Mama so poor, when i asked whats for dinner, she pulled out a shotgun and said "the next one who moves."
Yo mama so fat she ate the rest of the joke.
Yo mama so ugly that everyone died.
The end.
[quote=Shalow40]Yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo mama so ugly her pillow cry's at night
Yo mama so fat people buy grease of her
yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
yo mama so fat dora couldent explore her
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage[/quote]
you made me laugh alot nice jokes. i liked most doran couldnt explore her.
yo mama so fat .... [BEEP] LOSE SOME WEIGHT.
got that from da sparta movie ;3
Yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck
Yo mama so ugly her pillow cry's at night
Yo mama so fat people buy grease of her
yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit
yo mama so fat she broke the stair way to heaven
yo mama so fat dora couldent explore her
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage
>"your mom is so weight"
>using weight as an adjective
You know, at least 'yo mama' can lose the weight, but unfortunately for you stupidity lasts forever.
You forgot how to english?
ur mom so fat, she ate me
Roses are violet, violets are green.