Injured my bum, please help me
So I was foolin' around with my suitemate singing some Dean Martin songs when I decided to lift my legs & I fell right on my ass crack
I've never hit the ground so hard
[b]disclaimer: I'm going to leave the sentence above as it is because it made me chuckle upon reading it again, but there seems to be a misunderstanding... my roommate is my best friend and by fooling around I mean we were making videos to put on people's walls k and I lifted my legs to show off my thighs aite [/b]
and it looks really red & some of the skin toward the top of the crack seems to have come off
shiiiiiii
if you've ever fallen on your bum before PLEASE HELP, what should I do? For instant pain relief?
I had a tailbone surgery a few years ago for a cyst I had there & now I'm really worried blah
Also I'm in college & I don't have insurance, so medical assistance isn't really an option unless it starts to bleed profusely or something
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[quote=KaiXai]So did you have any luck with that asian girl? Because guessing from this thread, you probably didn't...[/quote]
The Filipino chick? Yeah, everything's going amazingly well; we're basically together now
except NOW THAT I BRUISED MY ASS I PROBABLY WON'T BE MOBILE FOR A MONTH ):<
@TheTigerBegins Yes I am happy, no I do not like apple & I don't own any of their products 'cept the nano I use for running, and no I do not play maplestory hurr hurr
@MikuOS Omg you're right, writing a disclaimer now thx
@portality hehehe I chuckled
I'm a basildoctor. I recommend you hit a real doctor.
But if you trust a basildoctor:
-Get rubbing alcohol. Clean the bleeding area.
-Get some massage oil. I think Asian markets have some sort of special rubbing oil/alcohol. Massage self.
-----If you want your suitemate & Dean Martin songs to help you, have condoms ready!
-Pay basildoctor fees.
You should go to a hospital and get help immediately before it gets worse.
go to the doctor and they will see if it is serious
@Erudite Shawty no, my trunk ain't dat big
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm like paranoid about bleeding bums ;__;
[quote=zoneflare2]sure you werent in your bed doing "certain" things to yourself and just fell off the bed because you got a bit wild with yourself[/quote]
No need to do "certain" things to myself when I can just get someone to do it for me
And I already said I was singing Dean Martin songs and I got to excited and fell out of my chair ;__; I think I landed on side part of it or something ugh
[quote=LifeLoveStress]Are you sure you didn't put anything up your bum in the past 24 hours?[/quote]
Positive mayng, I really have to go to the bathroom too but I'm scared because I'm afraid it'll bleed... I might just dope up on pepto to avoid going to the bathroom ;___;
Gah this sucks, now I can't do anything ;_________________;