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What would you do if

A pigeon ate you?

March 9, 2013

19 Comments • Newest first

yoguy911

i'll just punch the pigeons uvula (if they have one) and barf me out

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dizzo2

I'd waiting for the drugs to wore off.

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MizuiChan

If animation has taught me anything, I'd suggest pummeling the bird's uvula like a punching bag until it hacks you up.

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Retrospectus

[quote=Dsfan33224]@Retrospectus: i was joking. forgot about that lol but what are the odds that you would have a knife strong enough to slice open the giant pigeon?[/quote]

No anger were intented, but alright then.
Yes, you might die but atleast you leave a peptic ulcer.

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kouens

I'll cut and hack the pigeon organs from the inside.

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Dsfan33224

@Retrospectus: i was joking. forgot about that lol but what are the odds that you would have a knife strong enough to slice open the giant pigeon?

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sacklaca123

eat it from the inside

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Retrospectus

[quote=Dsfan33224]We would be dead, how would we do anything? o.o[/quote]

So you're implying that a sharp object, such as a knife would not give you the opportunity to live another decade?

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Dsfan33224

We would be dead, how would we do anything? o.o

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Quasar

I'll turn into poop.

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SuperSkunk

Why is this front paged?

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DrewStars

Die from the acid in the pigeon's stomach.

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DragonBandit

Become pigeon man! Half man, half pigeon.

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Fryman

i'd probably die

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NightCodex

Wtf o.O How would I know, never happened to me so idk how to react...

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Retrospectus

Struggle. Gotta be like Hercules when he got swallowed.
... But i'd probably just die from the acid.

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torch15

That's one damn big pidgeon.
I'd learn how to become digested quickly.

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dragon2923

Eat the pigeon .

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