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A very very easy riddle

[b]1:42PM PST[/b]
I'm going to eat some lunch

Edit 2: Sorry about all the typos, please let me know.

Edit
Everytime you guys finish a riddle, i will post a new one asap.
If there's is a delay, im eating something

[b]Riddle 1:[/b]So a regular person in a school urinates 4 times, and
also lets out waste (poop) once. However, the regular
person only has to go to the bathroom 4 times.

How is this possible?

IF YOU KNOW DONT SPOIL IT FOR THE OTHERS.
Hint: Use the bathroom if you REALLY dont know this simple riddle.

[b]Completed![/b] Answer: I you didn't know this, you need to see a doctor. Anyways, you can poo pee at the same time o-o

[b]Riddle 2:[/b]The Cheif of bandits was caught by a policeman, and was
told this; "I will kill you with my own bare hands if you
don't give me your knives." However, the policeman
allowed the bandit to say one last word. If it's a truth,
The policeman will throw him in a volcano. If it's false,
The police will take out a desert eagle and shoot him.
If the police cannot tell if it is true of false, the police
would drown him, then kill him.

What should the bandit do?

Edit: Your all wrong on the second one.
Hint: He won't start killing the police.
Read it over and over again.

COMPLETED
Answer: Give him the knives.

Sorry for the long delay, i was eating breakfast.

[b]Riddle 3:[/b] A person quickly jumped over a tower,
then took out a queen. How is this possible?

@xxwastexx
Your getting there, he was a knight.

[b]Completed![/b]Answer: They were playing chess.

[b]Riddle 4:[/b] [b]Extremely diffcult riddle![/b]
This is a very hard riddle, so you may
have to discuss with other people.

A man walked into a restraunt, and ordered
an albatross. (Huge bird) He took one bite out of the
huge bird, and then came to stop. He walked out of the
restraunt leaving the albatross unfinished (Edited). He took out a
knife and stabbed himself, committing suicide.

Why?

Hint: He killed himself because of the taste of the albatross.
Something had happened in the past out in the sea.
(I gave away too much, but it's difficult.)

@Comb0Bre4ker
I'll give it to you.

[b]Completed![/b]Answer: The man was once out at sea with 2 other men.
They were starving, and they started to get crazy. The man
who went to the restraunt was sleeping, and one of his men
killed the other, and when he woke up, his crewmember
told him he caught albatross, and they ate it together.

But. It wasn't albatross they ate, it was the other guy.
Therefore, when the guy went into the restraunt , he
tasted the true taste of albatross.

[b]Riddle 5:[/b] A man was looking out in his balcony, and he looked around,
and saw this guy on a different building. He was pointing down,
then started slowly to point up. What was the man on the
other building doing?

No, he wasn't dancing o-o

Here's a hint for the 5th one... After the guy on the other
building had finished counting, the guy on the balcony was killed.
COMPLETED!
Answer: he was counting the floor the victim was on.

[b]Riddle 6:[/b] What is something that nobody wants,
but doesn't want to lose?
Credits go to timemaster11

[b]Completed![/b]
Answer: A lawsuit.