Dear marksman. hear my words of awesome
Other archers may mock me, but in the end I will pummel thee
six at once Total barrage, bringin the pain like an 80s montage
6 stand in front 2 from behind, one careful shot they lose their mind
endless foes whom evil has corrupt, up from the ground my arrows erupt
it seems to me the leader forgot, I have snipe Boom headshot.
Any time or place you know the drills, I'll be there one shot eight kills. ~Marksman
edit: the fun thing about poems is add a hip hop beat and say it fast guess what you got a rap=)
June 25, 2012
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Well done, I like. ;D
*random*
I'll strafe yo butt
And Snipe yo nutt
Freeze yo chest
Because i'm the best
I'll erupt on yo face.
So know your place.
i'm a marksman. the awesome archer race <3
MM Pride f3
[quote=Chicken4u]Epic poem, I got "cowsgomoo" when I'm watching Ryan higa's video lol [/quote]
I thank you for saving my thread. it was at the bottom of the page =P.
Epic poem, I got "cowsgomoo" when I'm watching Ryan higa's video lol
[quote=Chicken4u]CowsGoMoo[/quote]
milk today beef tomorow, the life of a cow is filled with sorrow
Mcdonalds sold you my dad on a bun, puny humans think they won
slowly we plan a dreadful fate, Man shall pay on a certain date
5000 calories fill your patties, we're watching you die ya stupid fatties
someday this world will start a new, you just think we cows go moo.
@SoulStreak: I love it
CowsGoMoo
[quote=ZestySoup]PigsFly[/quote]
a man once said pigs dont fly, so a group of friends gave it a try
jet on its back wings on its side, the eyes of the world opened wide
we have lift off in 1 2 3, the pig was amazed yelling WEEEEE
things went bad as fuel ran out, poor thing fell fast with a fear filled shout
crashed through the roof of mid town flat, at 3am the sheets were shat
kinda sad the pig is dead, but one lucky guy got breakfast in bed.
edit: i had alot of fun with this one I apolagize for any changes of underwear from laughing.
PigsFly
[quote=Zefffff]SantaComes[/quote]
Santa may come and Santa may go, his damage tends to be very pro
he made a sniper while xmas was near, marksman pride filled him with cheer
xmas left but the pride did not, funding is what he had alot
a marksman named santa still runs free, he's an awesome guy atleast to me.
[quote=Encounters]@SoulStreak: You're my hero.[/quote]
A friend to all and a hero to you, on this day with a sky so blue
open fire on the dreaded horntail, free loot to guild when I prevail
being bothered by dual bow gun? I show up and watch him run
feared by evil worshipped by good, all the hardships have been withstood
Till we meet again under these blue skies, off I go into the sunrise.
@ketchup11 in my defence i only rhyme good when under the effects of straight whiskey (jack daniels or crown works best) some words tend to rhyme just fine on these nights lol.
@SoulStreak:
alright, I'll post one more time
isn't it fun to type in rhyme?
but your last post, just look at it
doo[b]m[/b] and soo[b]n[/b], you hypocrite?
(who would care, I'm not sure who
but I've got nothing else to do)
[quote=Encounters]Pride.[/quote]
Haters will hate while pros debate, in the end its far too late
never ending and oh so strong, nothing about it ever feels wrong
Rumor or fact doesn't matter, it all seems like mindless chatter
someday their eyes will open wide, nothing but respect for the marksman pride.
@SoulStreak brb remaking my marksman
@PitchBlack0: Glad to see it come back soon, maybe we'll save this forum from doom
Hate to see marksmen so rare, maybe the pride this thread will share.
@SoulStreak you just gave me my laugh for the today.
[quote=ketchup11]charge my crossbolts hard and firm
one hit will make you writhe and squirm
an arrow so huge, it's over the top
pierce you so hard, your damage cap pops.[/quote]
good but remember not to rhyme a word with another with an S at the end, it sounds sloppy
an arrow so huge it's over the top
pierced so hard, the cap goes pop.
charge my crossbolts hard and firm
one hit will make you writhe and squirm
an arrow so huge, it's over the top
pierce you so hard, your damage cap pops.
frog mannit im a poet not an engineer! LF< asian guy to help wit teh mathz? btw i just realised how horribly sexual option 2 can sound....
[quote=SoulStreak]alot of "newer" players assume marksmen to be weak due to our population. its a pain explaining how pierce works 20+ times a day lol
ps phoenix guy, OMG WTFHOLYCOWS FROM SUN GOD MOOLATE'S WESTERN OVERSEA ESTATES! A WHOLE hay penny per month? What should i do with these new found riches? wait.....biches love riches right?[/quote]
Current pay=0
Multiply 0 for your new pay
[quote=xbeasttamer]what u mean archers mock u, maby u just thinking like that :O[/quote]
alot of "newer" players assume marksmen to be weak due to our population. its a pain explaining how pierce works 20+ times a day lol
ps phoenix guy, OMG WTFHOLYCOWS FROM SUN GOD MOOLATE'S WESTERN OVERSEA ESTATES! A WHOLE hay penny per month? What should i do with these new found riches? wait.....biches love riches right?
what u mean archers mock u, maby u just thinking like that :O
[quote=SoulStreak]at level 120 I shoot many times and feel the need to make lame rhymes
just got 130 and what do i see? the same one skill oh golly gee
just got 150 and much to my suprise guess its hurricane till my demise
195 almost there but this same old skill...meh why care?[/quote]
Keep this up and you will move up in this company.
Maybe even a raise.
How does 10000000x your current pay sound?
[quote=Pheonixsblaze]Poem of Awesome,
where is my bard lamenting my exploits?[/quote]
at level 120 I shoot many times and feel the need to make lame rhymes
just got 130 and what do i see? the same one skill oh golly gee
just got 150 and much to my suprise guess its hurricane till my demise
195 almost there but this same old skill...meh why care?
Poem of Awesome,
where is my bard lamenting my exploits?