Things in Maple which make No sense
Ok I was bored so I thought of this. What are some things that make no sense about maple when comparing it to real life?
examples:
Horny mushrooms are "horny", yet in real life, most fungus reproduces asexually: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100111105818AAXwtHT (last answer for teh luls)
The ant tunnel never had any ants in it.
The maple leaf is the symbol of Canada, yet there's no Maplestory version made [b]only[/b] for Canada.
A "scarf" can be a cape.
A bookbag can be a cape.
A pile of turds can be a hat.
Lady gaga is a woman(?) but in ms, gaga is a man.
More ironic than non-sensical: maple developers must have created Omega Sector based on Area 51 irl, because both seem to be absolutely deserted.
Golden ferrets aint even golden: http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Golden-Ferret-865.html
Who puts Snack bars [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Snack-Bar-483.html]these[/url] in a freaking dark cave?
Whoever created Alishar [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Alishar-123.html]eww[/url] must've been into some freaky S & M.
There's Papa Pixie and Pixiemom, but if there's Mano, where's Wo-mano?; if there's Manon, where's Wo-manon?
Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.
What the Hell. Is this: [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-SnowFro-the-Fruitnificent-1137.html]LOL[/url]'
[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Stumpy-376.html]Stumpy[/url] isn't even a stump!
Conclusion: your mind is blown.
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Why is there so much heroes when there is only supposed to be 5?
[quote=prosecuted]Just because its a maple leaf doesn't make it automatically based on Canada. If i draw a red sock does it mean im referring to the baseball team? -.-
Also, Canada has such a low population they'd never be able to support the game with so few players.[/quote]
Never said the leaf was based on Canada. The leaf is a national symbol for Canada, yet there's no MS made only for Canada. Just found that to be ironic, that's all.
Yes, a ton of people would assume you're referring to the Red Sox if you drew a red sock.
[quote=IImaplers]What I said is that there's no "Canada MS" made only for Canada.[/quote]
Just because its a maple leaf doesn't make it automatically based on Canada. If i draw a red sock does it mean im referring to the baseball team? -.-
Also, Canada has such a low population they'd never be able to support the game with so few players.
everything
nuffsaid
The "Maple leaf" is actually a sweetgum leaf.
[quote=AdmiralJett]Golden ferrets have golden shields.[/quote]
But the ferrets themselves aren't golden/yellow.
[quote=iFlagitious]I use to play with you on my hero haha, you seemed cool but this post just made you #1.
Funniest post ive had the time to read. +1 to you sir.[/quote]
I remember you. Thanks
[quote=KoreanBoy214]I can't poop in my toilet chair [/quote]
I thought I was the only one. Let's be friends.
[quote=bumi666]did you know that there's a tree in hell called zakum if you eat you be dead [/quote]
Whut? Thank you for telling me this. I will stop eating trees from now on. </3
flying to ToT as a dragon transformed from a dragon knight but not being able to dragon roar
[quote=knowlt]lmao well you hadn't realized it, hence the thread[/quote]
It's quite obvious I'm just joking around. You don't like the thread, then ignore it instead of trying to sound smart.
[quote=IImaplers]Nice job figuring that out all by yourself.[/quote]
lmao well you hadn't realized it, hence the thread
what is "maple" anyway lol
[quote=knowlt]about as important as a thread where a fantasy mmo doesn't match up with reality[/quote]
Nice job figuring that out all by yourself.
[quote=IImaplers]I'm happy it wasted your precious time. Because you're super-important.[/quote]
about as important as a thread where a fantasy mmo doesn't match up with reality
Dude, welcome to maple
[quote=Nonterms]how long did it take you to think of these things?[/quote]
About 2 minutes.
You know what doesn't make sense? ...... This thread.
Something else that doesn't make sense is, why'd they turn PvP to crap?
[quote=knowlt]this is easily the dumbest thread i think i've ever seen. gg[/quote]
I'm happy it wasted your precious time. Because you're super-important.
this is easily the dumbest thread i think i've ever seen. gg
Pink Bean drops Chaos HT pendant
@AnakroX1: o__O really
@IImaplers: You're welcome . The threads you start are always interesting.
[quote=wizardq]@above Arans gender is indecisive, in every major maple update he switches from boy to girl. He must be spending a lot of money on plastic surgery .
1.How the platforms float without being attached to anything.
2. Pink beans existence/ How he can be super evil o.o
3.How Mage classes are "magical" and yet all other classes have more magical skills then us.
4. How mages don't have levitation [/quote]
lol, I thought this thread was dead, but thanks for reviving it o.O
@above Arans gender is indecisive, in every major maple update he switches from boy to girl. He must be spending a lot of money on plastic surgery .
1.How the platforms float without being attached to anything.
2. Pink beans existence/ How he can be super evil o.o
3.How Mage classes are "magical" and yet all other classes have more magical skills then us.
4. How mages don't have levitation
aran had plastic surgery to become a girl but when you see him on a chair, he is a guy
You know what else doesn't make sense?
Cars and motor vehicles can climb ladders. That grinds my gears!
[quote=Sammi]"[i]Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.[/i]"
Black Crow is a Tengu, which is a Japanese creature with wings of a [b]crow[/b].
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu]You can read more about it here.[/url][/quote]
Yep, I know. All I said was it's not a crow. Thanks for the information though
"[i]Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.[/i]"
Black Crow is a Tengu, which is a Japanese creature with wings of a [b]crow[/b].
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu]You can read more about it here.[/url]
You know what doesn't make sense?
You could fall off a building and only take 10 damage but you can die from a snail.
[quote=QuackOutLoud]Wow you are right.
You should write new Snapple Facts for a living.[/quote]
You are right. I'm gonna apply to Snapple and use this thread as a resume.
[quote=DaTruStrDit]...North America which is IN Canada & United states[/quote]
Well, damn.
OT: There are lots of things that don't make sense, but no one really cares.
Wow you are right.
You should write new Snapple Facts for a living.
[quote=DaTruStrDit]Uhhh... GMS is part of North America which is IN Canada & United states[/quote]
What I said is that there's no "Canada MS" made only for Canada.
Uhhh... GMS is part of North America which is IN Canada & United states
yeep .
Lol Wo-mano xD
[quote=Woahwut]all of those make sense[/quote]
So would your abortion