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Things in Maple which make No sense

Ok I was bored so I thought of this. What are some things that make no sense about maple when comparing it to real life?

examples:

Horny mushrooms are "horny", yet in real life, most fungus reproduces asexually: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100111105818AAXwtHT (last answer for teh luls)

The ant tunnel never had any ants in it.

The maple leaf is the symbol of Canada, yet there's no Maplestory version made [b]only[/b] for Canada.

A "scarf" can be a cape.

A bookbag can be a cape.

A pile of turds can be a hat.

Lady gaga is a woman(?) but in ms, gaga is a man.

More ironic than non-sensical: maple developers must have created Omega Sector based on Area 51 irl, because both seem to be absolutely deserted.

Golden ferrets aint even golden: http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Golden-Ferret-865.html

Who puts Snack bars [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Snack-Bar-483.html]these[/url] in a freaking dark cave?

Whoever created Alishar [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Alishar-123.html]eww[/url] must've been into some freaky S & M.

There's Papa Pixie and Pixiemom, but if there's Mano, where's Wo-mano?; if there's Manon, where's Wo-manon?

Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.

What the Hell. Is this: [url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-SnowFro-the-Fruitnificent-1137.html]LOL[/url]'

[url=http://www.basilmarket.com/MapleStory-monster-Stumpy-376.html]Stumpy[/url] isn't even a stump!

Conclusion: your mind is blown.

September 24, 2012

39 Comments • Newest first

MSWeapons

Why is there so much heroes when there is only supposed to be 5?

Reply October 11, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=prosecuted]Just because its a maple leaf doesn't make it automatically based on Canada. If i draw a red sock does it mean im referring to the baseball team? -.-
Also, Canada has such a low population they'd never be able to support the game with so few players.[/quote]
Never said the leaf was based on Canada. The leaf is a national symbol for Canada, yet there's no MS made only for Canada. Just found that to be ironic, that's all.

Yes, a ton of people would assume you're referring to the Red Sox if you drew a red sock.

Reply October 11, 2012
prosecuted

[quote=IImaplers]What I said is that there's no "Canada MS" made only for Canada.[/quote]
Just because its a maple leaf doesn't make it automatically based on Canada. If i draw a red sock does it mean im referring to the baseball team? -.-
Also, Canada has such a low population they'd never be able to support the game with so few players.

Reply October 11, 2012
Erag0n1

everything
nuffsaid

Reply October 11, 2012
catdograt

The "Maple leaf" is actually a sweetgum leaf.

Reply October 11, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=AdmiralJett]Golden ferrets have golden shields.[/quote]
But the ferrets themselves aren't golden/yellow.

Reply October 11, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=iFlagitious]I use to play with you on my hero haha, you seemed cool but this post just made you #1.
Funniest post ive had the time to read. +1 to you sir.[/quote]

I remember you. Thanks

Reply October 11, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=KoreanBoy214]I can't poop in my toilet chair [/quote]
I thought I was the only one. Let's be friends.

Reply October 11, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=bumi666]did you know that there's a tree in hell called zakum if you eat you be dead [/quote]
Whut? Thank you for telling me this. I will stop eating trees from now on. </3

Reply October 11, 2012
Doorslam

flying to ToT as a dragon transformed from a dragon knight but not being able to dragon roar

Reply October 6, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=knowlt]lmao well you hadn't realized it, hence the thread[/quote]
It's quite obvious I'm just joking around. You don't like the thread, then ignore it instead of trying to sound smart.

Reply October 2, 2012
knowlt

[quote=IImaplers]Nice job figuring that out all by yourself.[/quote]

lmao well you hadn't realized it, hence the thread

Reply October 1, 2012
potspans123

what is "maple" anyway lol

Reply October 1, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=knowlt]about as important as a thread where a fantasy mmo doesn't match up with reality[/quote]
Nice job figuring that out all by yourself.

Reply October 1, 2012
knowlt

[quote=IImaplers]I'm happy it wasted your precious time. Because you're super-important.[/quote]

about as important as a thread where a fantasy mmo doesn't match up with reality

Reply September 29, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=Nonterms]how long did it take you to think of these things?[/quote]
About 2 minutes.

Reply September 29, 2012
Rene

You know what doesn't make sense? ...... This thread.

Reply September 29, 2012
ThePyro

Something else that doesn't make sense is, why'd they turn PvP to crap?

Reply September 29, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=knowlt]this is easily the dumbest thread i think i've ever seen. gg[/quote]
I'm happy it wasted your precious time. Because you're super-important.

Reply September 29, 2012
knowlt

this is easily the dumbest thread i think i've ever seen. gg

Reply September 28, 2012
IImaplers

Pink Bean drops Chaos HT pendant

Reply September 28, 2012
wizardq

@IImaplers: You're welcome . The threads you start are always interesting.

Reply September 26, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=wizardq]@above Arans gender is indecisive, in every major maple update he switches from boy to girl. He must be spending a lot of money on plastic surgery .
1.How the platforms float without being attached to anything.
2. Pink beans existence/ How he can be super evil o.o
3.How Mage classes are "magical" and yet all other classes have more magical skills then us.
4. How mages don't have levitation [/quote]

lol, I thought this thread was dead, but thanks for reviving it o.O

Reply September 26, 2012
wizardq

@above Arans gender is indecisive, in every major maple update he switches from boy to girl. He must be spending a lot of money on plastic surgery .
1.How the platforms float without being attached to anything.
2. Pink beans existence/ How he can be super evil o.o
3.How Mage classes are "magical" and yet all other classes have more magical skills then us.
4. How mages don't have levitation

Reply September 26, 2012
pl0pmyfac3

aran had plastic surgery to become a girl but when you see him on a chair, he is a guy

Reply September 24, 2012
RazorNion

You know what else doesn't make sense?

Cars and motor vehicles can climb ladders. That grinds my gears!

Reply September 24, 2012
IImaplers

[quote=Sammi]"[i]Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.[/i]"

Black Crow is a Tengu, which is a Japanese creature with wings of a [b]crow[/b].

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu]You can read more about it here.[/url][/quote]

Yep, I know. All I said was it's not a crow. Thanks for the information though

Reply September 24, 2012
Sammi

"[i]Black Crow (the boss) isn't a crow.[/i]"

Black Crow is a Tengu, which is a Japanese creature with wings of a [b]crow[/b].

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu]You can read more about it here.[/url]

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
RazorNion

You know what doesn't make sense?

You could fall off a building and only take 10 damage but you can die from a snail.

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
IImaplers

[quote=QuackOutLoud]Wow you are right.
You should write new Snapple Facts for a living.[/quote]

You are right. I'm gonna apply to Snapple and use this thread as a resume.

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
FluffyXbow

[quote=DaTruStrDit]...North America which is IN Canada & United states[/quote]

Well, damn.
OT: There are lots of things that don't make sense, but no one really cares.

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
QuackOutLoud

Wow you are right.
You should write new Snapple Facts for a living.

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
IImaplers

[quote=DaTruStrDit]Uhhh... GMS is part of North America which is IN Canada & United states[/quote]

What I said is that there's no "Canada MS" made only for Canada.

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
DaTruStrDit

Uhhh... GMS is part of North America which is IN Canada & United states

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
sathu7

yeep .

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
DuZo

Lol Wo-mano xD

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited
IImaplers

[quote=Woahwut]all of those make sense[/quote]
So would your abortion

Reply September 24, 2012 - edited