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@Elve: Yeah I am a kid, and the fact that you called me one must imply that you are not/ you don't think that you are a kid, which gives me satisfaction, because:1. I doubt this site was meant for non-kids. and 2. I'll still have a chance not to mess up my life because I'm still young, like you probably did. Don't try using the argument that I am generalizing/ assuming things, because you were too, which would make the argument invalid. I also, do not seek revenge on 5 year olds, because I don't normally associate with people so young. I highly doubt that an 8-year old would go on this site, or even know about it's existence. Also, the fact that you called me "kid" seems like you're trying to act tough to most people.

Do you want discreetly or just not getting caught? If you just don't want to get caught, then I suggest playing victim. I'm assuming when you say it's "that bad", they pick on you or something. Well, instead of trying to avoid them, go near them. Act like how you would to get them pissed off. And make sure this is in a public location. If done right, that person will attempt to hurt you. You can get him suspended, expelled or maybe even jailed. Jailing him is the ideal goal. You'll ruin his entire future. Many colleges will turn him down if he has a criminal record. Without a degree and a criminal record, it's going to be hard to find a job, meaning he may not be able to support himself. Perhaps his parents will be so disappointed they'll disown him. He'll have no choice but to resort to crime in order to survive. This increases his chance of getting arrested AGAIN. From there, his life will be one big spiral downhill and your revenge is complete.

Grow up and get over it.
Best revenge is having a great life - but what's that? You have grief in you cause of them. They won. You lose.

@proplayer: Hmmm, overly defensive... Obvious 12 year old.(: Point me to where I'm acting tough, I'm making assumptions of your age, kid. And yes I know using the phrase "inb4" did make me sound cool thank you.
@Lazylotad: Eternal revenge is in fact "eternal" correct? If so the only true form of eternal revenge is killing said person. Knowing that TS is a kid, he wouldn't have any means of making his enemy afraid, unless his enemy is 5 (:.

[quote=Elve]Inb4 TS turns out to be an 8 year old and somebody stole his pudding cup so he wants his "eternal revenge".
Eternal revenge would mean killing them you know right? The fact that you're posting this on basil means that you don't have the balls to actually do anything other than emailing them about how they suck at this or that. Go trip them a few times to mess with their flow.[/quote]
How do we know YOU'RE not an 8 year old? Because you're acting all tough? Or is it because you used the phrase "inb4" (oh you're so cool).

Inb4 TS turns out to be an 8 year old and somebody stole his pudding cup so he wants his "eternal revenge".
Eternal revenge would mean killing them you know right? The fact that you're posting this on basil means that you don't have the balls to actually do anything other than emailing them about how they suck at this or that. Go trip them a few times to mess with their flow.

Make a super amazing triple-A video game, and have them be the enemies you kill.

[quote=xbanxditx]We all dislike people, bro, but we don't swear eternal revenge on whoever we don't like. Just deal with it. If it's REALLY bad, then MAYBE you should try to get revenge.[/quote]

Exactly, it IS that bad. I must get my eternal revenge!

[quote=proplayer]So there are tons of people that I dislike, and I should like to unleash my full fury upon them without getting caught/getting in trouble. Could someone recommend how I could go about this?[/quote]
We all dislike people, bro, but we don't swear eternal revenge on whoever we don't like. Just deal with it. If it's REALLY bad, then MAYBE you should try to get revenge.

[quote=NYJetsFan117]@arianagrande they're* dead.

Depends on who it is and what theyre like[/quote]

I should like to eradicate them from the face of Earth, or teach them a lesson they'll never forget. All secretly, of course.

Violence solves everything.

@arianagrande: And where exactly would I look for this "Deathgod" in Japan?

@arianagrande:
And how will I find a Deathgod?

[quote=arianagrande]>Get a deathnote
>Write their names in the book
>their dead
>?
>profit.[/quote]

How could I go about attaining this book?