Should I make out with this guy?
I've known this guy named Hamlet for years, and everytime I see him my urge to make out with him grows. I have a boyfriend, but this urge to make out with Hamlet is not of love. The boy just has nice lips and what I think is a good tongue. If you need a better description, here is one I wrote for a different forum.
When my observant brown eyes set gaze on Hamlet, there was something about him which made him glow as a classy gentleman. His spectacles showed intelligence and beautifully framed his warm amber orbs. His attire was very presentable for the occasion, and the baritone saxophone held so professionally in his hands made him look oh so respectable. However, any person of norm would have turned away in dissatisfaction the moment a word escaped his lips. His vocabulary was unusual and vivid with metaphorical word, but the meanings were full of vulgarity and idiocy. His wild, drunken behavior only added blaze to the red flame glowing brighter across my face. I've always longed for someone cynical, sexual. I looked Hamlet in those golden eyes and saw what I desired in this idiot, a delicate kiss upon his perfect lips and a smooth licking from his profane tongue.
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@Braviary: Atleast you know. I mean, don't get me wrong. EVERYONE ends up with thoughts like these when we see that extra hot/sexy looking person. It just comes down to the person, their morals, and what they really want in the end. All in all. I do hope you make the right decision. Who knows, your boyfriend MAY end up being your husband, but that can be ruined if you cheat on him now. Good luck with your choice. i hope all goes swell.
@YourArmSmells:
My friend Hamlet.
There are some people who really suck at naming children. I once heard of a couple who named their child "Beer".
@QuackOutLoud:
Don't have one.
@BePig:
Kissing =/= Sex.
You can kiss your cat.
@Exumaii, @CheifWarking, @matcartoon:
Thank you. I wanted to do some literature in the Art Section, but I didn't think anyone would read them because Basilers "TLDR" a lot.
@sano4444, @XxidrisxX:
I guess you're right. Despite my thoughts, my boyfriend has always been my favorite guy: a perfect mix of intelligence, insanity, and calamity.
You would be a great author of romance novels. Just saying.
You'd better make out with him while you have the chance. Hamlet is gonna die, then Fortinbras is gonne come in and rock your world.
So you basically wrote a sexual fantasy as your OP.
I loved that paragraph. if you wrote a book about him i would read it
becareful he might end up putting an act of anti disposition
Nay, Ophelia! Thy chaste treasure (in this case your relationship) musn't be defiled! Mark thy brother Boss and avoid Hamlet altogether.
Your vocabulary is vivid and unusual to me ._.
OT: Seduce him with the Shakespearean language
Get drunk, do it, and blame it on the alcohol
[quote=XxidrisxX]You have a boyfriend.. whats wrong with you?
Your boyfriend is staying loyal to you.. not because you have the best lips or your the hottest but because he likes you..
Your not the prettiest girl in the world, does that mean your boyfriends gonna go for a better girl? NO. it doesn't.[/quote]
This 100% Honestly, you don't deserve your bf. The funny thing is, if he did this, hed be branded as a cheater in less than a minute by everyone. Just remember, karma will strike back. You won't know what you have till you lost it. why risk what could be a long term relationship for a one night stand?
lol women
Why does this seem familiar TS? o.o
I hope your boyfriend doesn't read basil...
@trashed:
I knew Hamlet before I knew about [i]Hamlet[/i], so it doesn't seem that hilarious to me.
I remember in the sixth grade where the teacher made him read the "to die" soliloquy thing Hamlet (from the story) does. Everyone found it hilarious.
@Braviary : I would make out with him just because his name is Hamlet. lol that's hilarious.
@Tribe:
Yes. His parents are big nerds.
No you shouldn't. You'd be cheating on your boyfriend.. Unless your boyfriend is okay with it.. If you really wanted to..ask your boyfriend first
It's not ok being introverted
only if you want to.
dmmo
Doesn't matter, made out.
@Braviary You seem dead set on making out with the guy, just do it already. Break up with your boyfriend to make out with him lolol, or ask your boyfriend though I'm pretty sure he'll say no.
Why would u make out with someone when u have a boyfriend....? 'Sjust wrong
@koololz:
• He has nice lips.
• He's a saxophonist.
• He's my friend.
• He's got a unique type of idiocy (unique idiocy turns me on).
After all that you stil want to kiss him... shame on you!
I'd go gay for that..