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If the human race had tails

How would it work? What would you do with them? Would pants have an extra sleeve for them, or would they go commando and be naked?

When I say tails I don't mean a little growth coming out the top of your butt, I mean a legitimate smooth tail that you can move at your will.

November 11, 2010

25 Comments • Newest first

darkspawn980

so apparently, the general consensus is to go apes, hmmmm....

i wouldn't mind a dragon tail, as long as it came with fully functional wings (breath of fire optional)

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shadow776

id probably look up at the moon and turn into a giant monkey and shoot beams out of my mouth destroying cities and planets

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Gaosaurusx3

that'd be awesome, then everytime i look at the moon i become a giant monkey! >
i'd really like a tail.

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ho4show

a tail without fur is just....disgusting. it's like an elongated finger coming out above our butts. and those of you saying you want a dog tale are just sick.

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Novagnome24

Then life would be more convenient (assuming we are talking monkey-like tails here).

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Billionz

Practice Kung Fu with it (eg. pole climbing, whipping, sword brandishing)

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blahsand724

OOOO a tail
I want a wolf tail. A big, bushy one.

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geologyrox

yeah okay being realistic since they serve no purpose they would probably be cropped at birth
sorry guyz

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TheOrange

There's a reason we evolved our tails away.

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iElite

@Khar: homo sapiens had an extension back there and it wasnt as long as a monkey's tail. if it were, it wouldnt have evolved away

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iElite

@Khar: we never could. it was a stump, thats why it receded

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kenmanyu

would it grow hair on it?

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iElite

We have them.
Run your finger(applying pressure) down you butt crack.
You should notice a bump before you go too far.
That bump= tail we didnt need so it became that

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Xchippzanuff

this means i can hang on trees with my tail? that's awesome

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dearek4d

we actully do have one but its so small it useless 0-0

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Joshuadit

[quote=EpikSnow]the term "go * yourself" becomes literate[/quote]

Made my day.

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arlongpark

id use it to climb trees or pretend to be a pokemon

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WorkOfArt

@aTastyCooki3
masturbate isn't a filtered word so it's ok to use o.o'

@several above
Yes they are sensitive; almost all anime tails have a lot of nerve endings in them. Nerve endings = sensitive. Oh that would be bothersome though, humans do so much such as sitting and sports and such, and having a sensitive body part would just cause constant sensitivity... people would be turned on for the majority of the day! Not saying that's a BAD thing though :v

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aTastyCooki3

people would probably mastruuulabate with them
or have sex with them

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takutoCAT

I'd be chasing it.

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EpikSnow

the term "go * yourself" becomes literate

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Bellaluna

When I was little, I always wanted a saiyan tail I still think it would be awesome.

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Kino

that wud be tight
it wud look funny tho

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geologyrox

there would be no use for it

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Eeveepony

I want a dog tail like my avatar has

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