If the human race had tails
How would it work? What would you do with them? Would pants have an extra sleeve for them, or would they go commando and be naked?
When I say tails I don't mean a little growth coming out the top of your butt, I mean a legitimate smooth tail that you can move at your will.
November 11, 2010
25 Comments • Newest first
so apparently, the general consensus is to go apes, hmmmm....
i wouldn't mind a dragon tail, as long as it came with fully functional wings (breath of fire optional)
id probably look up at the moon and turn into a giant monkey and shoot beams out of my mouth destroying cities and planets
that'd be awesome, then everytime i look at the moon i become a giant monkey! >
i'd really like a tail.
a tail without fur is just....disgusting. it's like an elongated finger coming out above our butts. and those of you saying you want a dog tale are just sick.
Then life would be more convenient (assuming we are talking monkey-like tails here).
Practice Kung Fu with it (eg. pole climbing, whipping, sword brandishing)
OOOO a tail
I want a wolf tail. A big, bushy one.
yeah okay being realistic since they serve no purpose they would probably be cropped at birth
sorry guyz
There's a reason we evolved our tails away.
@Khar: homo sapiens had an extension back there and it wasnt as long as a monkey's tail. if it were, it wouldnt have evolved away
@Khar: we never could. it was a stump, thats why it receded
would it grow hair on it?
We have them.
Run your finger(applying pressure) down you butt crack.
You should notice a bump before you go too far.
That bump= tail we didnt need so it became that
this means i can hang on trees with my tail? that's awesome
we actully do have one but its so small it useless 0-0
[quote=EpikSnow]the term "go * yourself" becomes literate[/quote]
Made my day.
id use it to climb trees or pretend to be a pokemon
@aTastyCooki3
masturbate isn't a filtered word so it's ok to use o.o'
@several above
Yes they are sensitive; almost all anime tails have a lot of nerve endings in them. Nerve endings = sensitive. Oh that would be bothersome though, humans do so much such as sitting and sports and such, and having a sensitive body part would just cause constant sensitivity... people would be turned on for the majority of the day! Not saying that's a BAD thing though :v
people would probably mastruuulabate with them
or have sex with them
I'd be chasing it.
the term "go * yourself" becomes literate
When I was little, I always wanted a saiyan tail I still think it would be awesome.
that wud be tight
it wud look funny tho
there would be no use for it
I want a dog tail like my avatar has