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The moment I realized I was fat

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andreaverilia Level 209 Windia Evan 10th Growth
So as an normal 5'7 guy today I went to Mcdonalds to show off my height, I was eating 4 big macs with lettuce and tomatoes and a diet coke, never drank diet before so I decided to gave it a shot to know how it tasted.
It tasted like a stupid pepsi, but I didnt care because the burgers were so delicious that I facedesked to my burgers because omg idk it was like some kind of an ''organic-gasm'' that made me do it.

Hours later on the streets these dudes were like LOL HEY NICE BOOBIES BABY!! they ticked my titties and said: CALL ME XOXOBABY, i was like lol im too good for you bye, I proceeded to buy ice cream at 7-11, while walking back a sentence came to my mind like if I was punched with it out of nowhere.
''Wait, im a guy im not supposed to have boobs wtf''
So when I arrieved home I ran upstairs, but I couldn't because I was too fat, so I dropped to the floor and rolled upstairs, now im my room I see myself in the mirror and im like Omg im so fat how could this happen T.T omfg, so I went to the bathroom to step on the weighting machine...
...I weight an extreme 89 lbs.

LIKE WTF OMG 87!?! + 2? OMFG. OMG THATS CLOSE TO 100 ONE DURKING HUNDRED OMFG! WTF IN ASIAN THATS CALLED CACHICHEN! OMFG,

Heartbroken I headed to bed depressed and with no hopes on my life left, my life has been ruined forever.

Im so fat that my fat fingers couldn't click the chat section... gg fat ass
Posted: December 2016 Permalink

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