Lemme guess, you are
...like a 12 year old LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH YOU CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND [TOUCHING YOURSELF] TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO [CHILD-LOVING PSYCHOTICS] ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER [CAMERA-OBSESSED PROSTITUTE] THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY AMIRITE?
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I tried to read the whole thing but I just couldn't. I tried. Closest thing to me was that I lived in the suburbs. That's it.
@Broccoleh: Thank you, my bottom b, thanks to you I could afford it.
About half of this is true.
My eyes just died from the caps.
You got the "touching yourself" right.
[quote=3moRaccoon]when a couple of guys, they were up to no good![/quote]
Sir, your chalice! 'Tis beautiful!
I am proud to call you my master.
no, i am 21 and siting at a desk drinking water and posting on forums.
@ImaClubYou: when a couple of guys, they were up to no good!
[quote=3moRaccoon]@ImaClubYou: chillin' out maxing n relaxin after school....
PS: we're probably gonna get suspended for this even though the TS started it with making a stupid thread -__-[/quote]
Oh, contagious threads my god.
...Shooting some B-Ball outside of my school.
@ImaClubYou: chillin' out maxing n relaxin after school....
PS: we're probably gonna get suspended for this even though the TS started it with making a stupid thread -__-
[quote=3moRaccoon]@ImaClubYou: in west philidelphia, born and raised..[/quote]
In the playground where I spend most of my days...
@ImaClubYou: in west philidelphia, born and raised..
You got the Pepsi part down. Screw Coke.
[quote=3moRaccoon]@ImaClubYou: now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there[/quote]
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Aire!
[quote=3moRaccoon]@ImaClubYou: now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there[/quote]
ima tell you how i because the prince of narina!
@ImaClubYou: now i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
wat
post2short
The part with the "Living in the suburbs listening to Linkin Park and playing Halo..." part WAS right, well three years ago.
[quote=3moRaccoon]now this is a story all about how...[/quote]
My life got twistered upside down.
Let's make a chain!
lolwut
*hands broken CapsLock*
Now type it again
I was once twelve
[b]ONCE[/b]
No. I'm actually jesus.
[quote=Conspiracies]actually no, i'm the fresh prince of bel-air.[/quote]
now this is a story all about how...
...
Are you a [i]WIZARD[/i]
Hello
tldr. This is an eye sore
tldr