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What would you if you met the Maple Char above Irl?

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February 18, 2013

117 Comments • Newest first

Doutei

give him what he deserves, the guillotine

Reply February 25, 2013
Doutei

set hair on fire.

Reply February 25, 2013
CaptCandy

Eat his tomato.

Reply February 25, 2013
Doutei

throw a bucket of pink paint

Reply February 25, 2013
ltsJaytin

Needs more swag

Reply February 25, 2013
VietUA

Call Slender Man~(Sorry)

Reply February 23, 2013
Doutei

play operation, then sell his organs.

Reply February 22, 2013
CureSword

Stare at its horns.

Reply February 20, 2013
TheDStar

I'm going to murder your whole family.

Reply February 20, 2013
DragonsLair

Steal your pet bat

Reply February 20, 2013
Doutei

murder like never seen before.

Reply February 20, 2013
2lazy2makeaname

"why do you have a leashed bat?"

Reply February 19, 2013
SteakyFishChops

thinks *he cant see with that on* steals his briefcase

Reply February 19, 2013
FreeWii4Mii

steal the balloon

Reply February 19, 2013
DragonsLair

Kidnap you before you get into the van

Reply February 19, 2013
kouens

[quote=ChocoChez]Lure into my van with candy.[/quote]

Walk into your van, cause I love candy. <3

Reply February 19, 2013
kouens

Touch your face.

Reply February 19, 2013
dwagonslay

what would i what

Reply February 19, 2013
Tabris

wipe you with a wet tissue to see if the blue makeup would come off.

Reply February 19, 2013
dizzo2

Kill it and donate it to science in return for 1m euros.

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CaptCandy

Borrow his maple umbrella and show it to my friends.

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Doutei

neuter 'em

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juliacat

skin him/her alive

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Tabris

steal your hat.

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bannanna

get a hired assassin and make him lucky seven yo' ass of cause you are one Hilla annoying jett!

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Broccoleh

Throw into fire.

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bannanna

call the cops on you for hate crime against ugly people

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ClipsNCurls

cut him up and sell his body parts, then buy nx, because we all need nx right...right

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MapleSpirit

'Why is your head so large?'

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MathGoose

feed him to the rats.

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bannanna

Make you guide my sleigh tonight

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Doutei

hang 'em

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CaptCandy

Get you blue contacts to be a Kagamine Rin cosplayer.

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CaptCandy

Wow, that escalated quickly.

OT: Take him to a convention.

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Ollychung

Ask where his nose is?

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jasongoton

make you my slave

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Zunoku

Fondle the tuft on top of his hat.

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Retrospectus

Steal his crown.

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Doutei

burn it with fire.

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necron1636

You can't lift "bro"

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RePainted

Lets lift bro.

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CoolSauce

[quote=TheAxelFenrir]Id probably kidnap you[/quote]

What if its a 40year old man irl?

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PurplePenguins

I would take the duck on your head crush it until its eyes pop out and make you eat the ducks eyes then rip off your tail and make a new scarf

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JaydenVo

would bang

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crazybass

[quote=SteakyFishChops]strip him naked and tie him to a bed post and leave him outside in the arctic[/quote]

I'd give you a job at my circus.

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SteakyFishChops

strip him naked and tie him to a bed post and leave him outside in the arctic

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crazybass

[quote=nicomatryx]run away [/quote]

This post is in regards to the first post in this thread. Possibly because of dyslexia I thought he said I would Kpop you.

THus I am inclined to say I am going to Kpop you if I ever saw you irl.

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