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Omfg Worst Day Of My Life

So today, I woke up at 7:00 sharp and slept a good 9 hours, and I felt good. I ate a fantastic breakfast of eggs, croissants, fresh squeezed juice, and a couple of delicately crisp slices of bacon, just the way I like it. Then I went out and danced with my friends and afterwards, we went to the store and I got a slurpee. Normally, I don't know what flavor to pick, but this time I knew exactly what to pick: cherry. I drank it without any problems and it was delicious to the very last drop. Then, we went and watched the latest Batman movie at the theaters. Afterwards, my friends dropped me off at my doorstep and I walked into the most delicious aroma.. Steak. I ate my delicious dinner, stretched, washed my face, and brushed my teeth. I'm scared, please help me Basil, I don't know what to do.

July 23, 2012

27 Comments • Newest first

AznRealization

Now you go start an organization that gives back to the homeless community in your area.

Reply July 23, 2012
IamDeamy

Make sure somebody is next to you while sleeping.

Reply July 23, 2012
Pancakes1234

I see what your problem is. You DID wake up at the right time. It was 7:00AM and you were waking up in the morning. But your flaw was you didn't have your bowl of cereal.

Reply July 23, 2012
alexwee

[quote=iNeglect]Because somehow you know our inside joke.[/quote]

no because im korean

Reply July 23, 2012
SmashFace

You have a bad case of being avereage

Reply July 23, 2012
cyberdudelol

Lol 0/10 for fail trolling. Please take classes.
-Love,
Austin

Reply July 23, 2012
iNeglect

[quote=alexwee]i see what you did der [/quote]
Because somehow you know our inside joke.

Reply July 23, 2012
alexwee

[quote=djmaxaaron]Sheki.[/quote]

i see what you did der

Reply July 23, 2012
steven7x23

[quote=iNeglect]Shibal.[/quote]
chickens
like pie

Reply July 23, 2012
iNeglect

[quote=djmaxaaron]Sheki.[/quote]
Shibal.

Reply July 23, 2012
steven7x23

you can always eat manwiches

Reply July 23, 2012
NecroBlox

[quote=iNeglect]... You think this is some kind of joke? Who the hell do you think you are? You're not funny, 0/10. I have a serious problem here and you're just being a jerk. Come back when you feel like you can help me cope with this.[/quote]

Can't tell if serious or just really retarded

Reply July 23, 2012
steven7x23

[quote=iNeglect]Got em.[/quote]

what
what did you get
what is it
whatt
whatttt man dude
tell me now its hurting me
i wanna put my thing in dat
why wont you telll meee

Reply July 23, 2012
iNeglect

[quote=ToxicEffect]*confused* Which part of this story makes it the worst day of your life?[/quote]
Got em.

Reply July 23, 2012
muffinsx

you didn't get nx while getting the drink?

Reply July 23, 2012
33ask11

And? no more useless text?

Reply July 23, 2012
mrpawsteps

no lunch?
without an excellent lunch, your life is incomplete

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
iNeglect

[quote=yubin]u skiped lunch om1g[/quote]
......Thanks.....

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
maplerescue

Tom Riddle kept a diary, ya know. If he can do it, you can too.

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
iNeglect

[quote=xAransFTW]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23360256.jpg[/quote]
How will that help me? Are you just being witty? Can't tell if trolling or just plain stupid...

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
KamikazeDes

Cherry? Girl, that's just the first of yo' problems. Mmhmm.

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
oliikills

You went out dancing with your friends after breakfast? lololol

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
iNeglect

[quote=UglierBetty]I didn't laugh, and was confused the whole time.

0/10[/quote]
... You think this is some kind of joke? Who the hell do you think you are? You're not funny, 0/10. I have a serious problem here and you're just being a jerk. Come back when you feel like you can help me cope with this.

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
Reflexes

Number one problem: You being a Demon Slayer and misleading title.

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
EmperorP

You're only having a bad day because you didn't get a blue berry slurpee.

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited
UglierBetty

I didn't laugh, and was confused the whole time.

0/10

Reply July 23, 2012 - edited