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oh shniglin slanturn banana my left pant just broke and now my dik is showing. everybody laughed at it cuz its only 1inch big and its 6 inch wide. btw im at the mall hiding under a table at the food court. HELP ME BASIL FOR THE SAKE OF PANTS AND BANANAS EVERYWHERE

oh yeah and btw heres another thingy

Hey I just fu*ked you
and this is crazy
delete my number
and keep the baby

July 26, 2012

9 Comments • Newest first

Akantor

[quote=Hermes]oh i have tons of those but after i give them money they just leave for ever[/quote]

Then your f***ed

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Hermes

[quote=Akantor]You know, those people who you ask to borrow money but never pay back.[/quote]
oh i have tons of those but after i give them money they just leave for ever

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Thorontur

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc

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Akantor

[quote=Hermes]friends?[/quote]

You know, those people who you ask to borrow money but never pay back.

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Hermes

[quote=Akantor]Then get your friends to surround you in a turtle formation[/quote]
friends?

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Akantor

[quote=Hermes]no im not a tree stupid im a homosex-sapian
@above dude im not taking off my shirt then everybody will see my 6-flab[/quote]

Then get your friends to surround you in a turtle formation

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Hermes

[quote=RugbyBall]1 inch big and 6 inches wide? Are you saying you have....a stump?[/quote]
no im not a tree stupid im a homosex-sapian
@above dude im not taking off my shirt then everybody will see my 6-flab

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Akantor

What you do is take off your shirt and wrap it around your left leg covering your tenderloins.

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iEatCheeseLol

Holy bananas. You got one of dem short and stocky ones

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