help my pants
oh shniglin slanturn banana my left pant just broke and now my dik is showing. everybody laughed at it cuz its only 1inch big and its 6 inch wide. btw im at the mall hiding under a table at the food court. HELP ME BASIL FOR THE SAKE OF PANTS AND BANANAS EVERYWHERE
oh yeah and btw heres another thingy
Hey I just fu*ked you
and this is crazy
delete my number
and keep the baby
July 26, 2012
9 Comments • Newest first
[quote=Hermes]oh i have tons of those but after i give them money they just leave for ever[/quote]
Then your f***ed
[quote=Akantor]You know, those people who you ask to borrow money but never pay back.[/quote]
oh i have tons of those but after i give them money they just leave for ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwLMM_QBkMc
[quote=Hermes]friends?[/quote]
You know, those people who you ask to borrow money but never pay back.
[quote=Akantor]Then get your friends to surround you in a turtle formation[/quote]
friends?
[quote=Hermes]no im not a tree stupid im a homosex-sapian
@above dude im not taking off my shirt then everybody will see my 6-flab[/quote]
Then get your friends to surround you in a turtle formation
[quote=RugbyBall]1 inch big and 6 inches wide? Are you saying you have....a stump?[/quote]
no im not a tree stupid im a homosex-sapian
@above dude im not taking off my shirt then everybody will see my 6-flab
What you do is take off your shirt and wrap it around your left leg covering your tenderloins.
Holy bananas. You got one of dem short and stocky ones