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I can guess your age if you tell me your shoe size

Shoe size and age is equivalent with these easy steps!

1. Take your shoe size
2. Multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
5. Add 1012
6. Subtract the year you were born.

The first digit is your shoe size, while the last two digits is your age. (This was taken from someone else)

August 30, 2012

42 Comments • Newest first

CygnusBionic

762? Srsly! I'm 11! And the first digit is off by .5!

Reply September 3, 2012
WhoaMomma1

For all you kids.. Who is going "I'm not xx I'm xx"
It's basically is correct it's because of the year you're born in..
Maybe you'll turn that age in a few months.. Idiots.. Common sense >.>

It doesnt work with .5 in it >.> zZz round it up or down.

Reply August 31, 2012 - edited
powkitty

im not 14 im 13

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
TheMo

this is pretty accurant

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
frank0

[quote=OneCactus]I'm 14 with a size 10.5, not Size 10 age 64 o.o[/quote]

You have to round it up.
11x5=55 +50=105 x20=2100 +2012=4112 -1998=21[b]14[/b]

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
OneCactus

I'm 14 with a size 10.5, not Size 10 age 64 o.o

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
frank0

Said 18, I'm 17. I say it works? Will be 18 in 2 months.
At the people who get ages of 70-80, don't calculate the whole thing at once. Do it step by step.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
FeargaD

oh algebra

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
WhoaMomma1

[quote=SwordsLust]shoe size is 9
and im 18, not 19
i'll be 19 on nov 16th.[/quote]

So basically it's correct.. because of the year, you are born in. NOT the month..

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
SlashNStab

Holy Crap.. it worked o.o

1. 8
2. 40
3. 90
4. 1800
5. 2812
6. 818

Yuh.. I'm turning 18 in Nov

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
nattl532

my shoe size is 6.5 US,
6.5 x 5 = 32.5
32.5 + 50 = 82.5
82.5 x 20 = 1650
1650 + 1012 = 2662
2662 - 1997 = 665

im not 65 years old, my shoe size is 6.5 not 6

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
icoleslawderp

It says I'm 967 years old. Seems legit.
Rounded it and it gace me 1017 years old.

Used my private area size. And it still gave me 617.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
BadCereal

Holy cow, it worked o.o

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Reflexes

Wow, I'm 63 years old! What a coincidence.
Edit: Oohohohoh, Clever.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
ExpiredMilk

[quote=SacredSealed]Wtf.
So, doing it correctly, I do 7.5*5=37.5 +50=87.5*20=1750+1012=2762-1999=763.
Im 63.

With pemdas+whole equation w/o parenthesis; 7.5*5+50*20+1012-1999=50.5
So Im .5 years old?
Seems leqit.[/quote]

This thing doesn't work with decimals. You either have to round your shoe size up, or round it down. Otherwise, it would say you're 13.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
SacredSealed

[quote=matthew999]You don't do PEDMAS[/quote]

Says im still 63.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
azel088

im not 69 o-o

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
pinksinsftw

Never mind, I got 71.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
FarwornApple

I'm not a one year old...

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
sush99

uhh im not 80 years old....

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Gestaltfox

You are sooo Raven! >.<

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
wsly

I'm not 41. It'll work for me if the last two numbers is my age and the first one is my shoe size. o.o
My bro isn't 91 and his shoe size isn't 6.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
SacredSealed

Wtf.
So, doing it correctly, I do 7.5*5=37.5 +50=87.5*20=1750+1012=2762-1999=763.
Im 63.

With pemdas+whole equation w/o parenthesis; 7.5*5+50*20+1012-1999=50.5
So Im .5 years old?
Seems leqit.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
maplerescue

I'm 66 and have a size 8 shoe.

Did my foot shrink when I unknowingly added fifty years?

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
SwordsLust

shoe size is 9
and im 18, not 19
i'll be 19 on nov 16th.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Legendx135

im not 73

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
ExpiredMilk

It worked..........what in the world.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Pancakes1234

[quote=Ultros0]i saw this on facebook already, but instead of shoe size it was something dirty[/quote]

Used Dishes?

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
DemonsFromSpace

You expect me to live 496 years as a shoe size of 7.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
rabbithole

Didn't work. I'm not 24.

This only works if your birthday already happened.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Rann

573: I am 73 years old and I am a size 5?

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Ultros0

i saw this on facebook already, but instead of shoe size it was something dirty

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
SuberKieran

I think it said I'm 8 o.o I'm nearly 16, YOUR METHOD IS INVALID.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Chrozome

Does work if your birthday has already happened.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
xDracius

Midgets.
Dwarves.
Pipsqueaks.

I rest my case.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Oyster

It doesn't work with people with half shoe sizes..

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Nolen

Its wrong

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
CarrotSteam

Not for those who have late birthdays.

Reply August 30, 2012 - edited
Casey

I'm not 18. I'm 17.

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