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Do you believe in God? then you must believe in ghosts

August 15, 2012

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bryanjohnny

If you believe in god, assuming you believe in religion, there is actually no such thing as "ghosts" or "spirits" of dead ones. There's only such thing as demons and demonic spirits. Learned that in religion class today. I told him jokingly "I saw a ghost of my grandma before". He spazzed out and yelled at me saying "THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS! YOU NEED TO TALK TO A PRIEST. IT COULD BE A DEMON!". I laughed so badly, I got kicked out of his class and ended up in the dean's office eating her candy.

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XboxFace

God isn't even a ghost though.
/end thread

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BreakerZ

Science explains how it happened but it doesn't explain WHY it happened.

Ever wondered what's the purpose of life?

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alexwee

[quote=Snovvy]@fraddBS: Of course. O_o religious threads are fun.[/quote]

who said this was religious? o.0

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ThatBox

That's not really true at all...

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Lane

I believe Candy Mountain exists, but I don't believe my kidney will be taken

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MagicFrappe

I believe in that Science can explain a lot of things, but not everything, although it may eventually will in the future.

I believe that there must be some sort of afterlife. At least I hope there is, it gives me motivation to live and do things.

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antster297

Here come the aheists -_- they need to die

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Thupie

Dark Gravity

Do you believe in that?

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steven7x23

holy ghost

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SmackBabies

I believe in Casper the friendly ghost.

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JiminyRobins

And then I say to him, I says, "Hey, Internet, I ain't Atheist!" And I died.

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thedylan

If you believe in God, then you must believe in imaginary beings like ghosts right?
You so funny.

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Wintermelon

requesting thread lock whoo

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Rezoina

Dead souls are sent to heaven in most monotheistic religions... If you believe in Bleach or whatever that's where you can get some correlation...

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SleepyHobo

Just close the thread before a war starts.

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